List of known D2 myth

DeathMaster

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List of known D2 myth

I just watched all cinematics again, and picked few myth.

1) The old guy who got killed by Baal (don't know how to spell his name) is possible the strongest ever hero in game. Just look what he had done.
a) he followed Diablo for weeks without sleep, and never felt sleepy!
b) he travel without food or water, never need them at all!
c) he passed one of the most dangerouse area (the whole act3), and reached Meph, Baal and Diablo without been seen or show any signs a fighting!
d) I have no doubt if he has some sort of magic weapon, he can kill the three evil without been seen at all.
e) don't forget Tyreal wanted him to destroy Baal's soulstone, he must be able to fight there totally empty handed and " total naked" in the game term. also in order to enter the gate to act4, he has to defeat Meph first!

2) How did Diablo enter the tomb? He certainly doesn't have the staff, isn't the tomb magically sealed, and can be only opened by the staff?

3) How did the old guy enter Meph's temple? it is sealed!

4) My old question, why Baal afraid of ancients, he has large army! If fishymancer can defeat ancients with few skelly, why can't Baal defeat them with much stronger army (he can have FEPI... you name it, he has it)

5) what is Tyreal's sword made of? it cannot even damage the wooden bridge (where the only fight happened), it has metal sound, but ... At last, the same sword (at least looks like) could break World Stone. Is the sword too odd or the bridge?

these are all the major myth I could think of righ now.
 

Shade

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1. He was rushed through the game by his pal, Diablo.

2. Diablo is a haXX0r!!!111onetwo

3. See 2.

4. Baal doesn't carry TPs, so if one of the Ancients spawned FE it'd all be over.

5. The scenery is indestructible, everyone knows that. It simply overlaid a graphical effect on the Worldstone, making it look like it was being destroyed. Tyrael's sword is clearly useless.
 

DeathMaster

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Shade said:
1. He was rushed through the game by his pal, Diablo.

2. Diablo is a haXX0r!!!111onetwo

3. See 2.

4. Baal doesn't carry TPs, so if one of the Ancients spawned FE it'd all be over.

5. The scenery is indestructible, everyone knows that. It simply overlaid a graphical effect on the Worldstone, making it look like it was being destroyed. Tyrael's sword is clearly useless.
Impressive Shade! Diablo never gives 1337 speech, I wondering why? :scratch: Does Blizzard really want us play legit?

Baal prove himself to be too stupid, he just need to have few boss PIFE/Holy shock/amp damage/Holy freeze moonlord around, he can just watch the show behind. Yet, he chicken out. :lol:
 

Black_KING

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If some1 remember the first movie Morius (whatever his name is) smoke the pipe (all start their) maybe but just maybe he smoke good marihuana. LoL he have really bad trips. He allso may smoke mar. in nut house and that guy who spouse to be BAAL maybe he is his diler. and maybe he don't have any money to pay his mar. and he kill him. LMAO
Much better story from he go to desert with prime evil to free another prime evil, and then they all have to try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

Maybe i will make the RPG game LoL.
Any sugestions and i will pay 10 peaces of gold from my stash.
 

flosch

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TekkaZeroX said:
By the way, the old dude is called Marius. What a stupid moron, he was... :grrr:
Incidentally, when I first played the game, Marius was one of my main sympathy bearers (can you say that in english?). Go figure ;)
 

Bahamut

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Who would think that the Evil Chars. in the game would be the worst hackers of all...

The game is truly evil I tell you. The whole game was based on it.
 

DeathMaster

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Black_KING said:
If some1 remember the first movie Morius (whatever his name is) smoke the pipe (all start their) maybe but just maybe he smoke good marihuana. LoL he have really bad trips. He allso may smoke mar. in nut house and that guy who spouse to be BAAL maybe he is his diler. and maybe he don't have any money to pay his mar. and he kill him. LMAO
that's great idea. Baal now is a drug dealer, we can have hero who is FBI agent. It is perfect reason why our hero must kick Baal's behind, and Baal must kill our hero. you can make a movie of it.
 

Huorn

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DeathMaster said:
that's great idea. Baal now is a drug dealer, we can have hero who is FBI agent. It is perfect reason why our hero must kick Baal's behind, and Baal must kill our hero. you can make a movie of it.
So we're wondering why we should kill Baal as long as he's only an evil spawn of hell bent on flooding the entire world with his demon minions to enslave all mankind but have a good reason to kill him now we know he's a drug dealer? Weird... :scratch:
 

ULTIMATER

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DeathMaster said:
that's great idea. Baal now is a drug dealer, we can have hero who is FBI agent. It is perfect reason why our hero must kick Baal's behind, and Baal must kill our hero. you can make a movie of it.
Do i smell a mod :D
 

flosch

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Huorn said:
So we're wondering why we should kill Baal as long as he's only an evil spawn of hell bent on flooding the entire world with his demon minions to enslave all mankind but have a good reason to kill him now we know he's a drug dealer? Weird... :scratch:
Well, that's just practical politics, I guess. :innocent:
 

whomhead

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flosch said:
Well, that's just practical politics, I guess. :innocent:
hehe... drug policy is sooooooo stupid! you know your priorities are screwy when drug users (users, not dealers) spend more time in prison than murderers. :scratch:
 

randy

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whomhead said:
hehe... drug policy is sooooooo stupid! you know your priorities are screwy when drug users (users, not dealers) spend more time in prison than murderers. :scratch:
thats not stupid, it's insane. and should probably be against the law.
 
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