Liquid Evil's Big Stick of Hurtiness (I was waiting to see if LE would make a post about this, but I can wait no longer. The news must go out!) A RECIPE FOR DESTRUCTION. 1. Prepare your kitchen counter. The floor, too. Cleanliness is good! And no, having the dog lick up that gravy spill doesn't count. Use a mop. And take a shower, now that I mention it. Your teeth could use some brushing too. 2. Gather your ingredients and implements. You will need one (1) ghostly stick of slicing things with which to prepare today's dish, which is garnished with two (2) sparkly bits of fantastic sparkliness. They add a zest and a fresh flavor of SPEEDY DEATH that can't be beat. See example here. 3. A good recipe requires seasonings. We're keeping things simple here, but we're going for a very special, high-class flavor. This is not salt; this is saffron hand-picked by the most beautiful sun-kissed children of the Spice Islands and shipped straight to the markets of Zanzibar in exquisite golden containers. This is the rarest addition of all. 4. Hlap Hloop! 5. Using the ghostly Roncomatic Slice-o-Dicer, prepare the sparklies and season liberally with indestructibility. Bake in Horadric Oven at 250 degrees for 45 minutes. The crust should be the golden brown color of Pindleskin in a row of firewalls and a toothpick inserted into the center of Duriel's corpse should come out clean. Here's our completed dish. Liquid Evil approached me last week with an offer to trade for the Zod I received long ago from Lord Vega. He and his friends gathered together a mighty trove of hardcore goodies for me, since that's the flavor of Diablo I'm playing nowadays, and I sent off the rune to join his perfect weapon and perfect jewels in the perfect druid weapon. It's a thing of beauty, entirely legit, and I'm proud to have been a part of it, even if all I did was hold onto a rock for a few months. Hopefully other people involved in the trades will add their knowledge to this thread. Congrats to LE!