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  1. AeroJonesy

    AeroJonesy IncGamers Member

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    Limericks

    Give 'em to me. Your nasty filthy limericks. Or your deliciously hilarious limericks. Or the ones that make you tongue-tied.

    Here's my favorite:

    A tutor who tooted the flute,
    Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
    Said the two to the tutor,
    "Is it harder to toot,
    Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
     
  2. CyberHawk

    CyberHawk IncGamers Member

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    I stumble trying to say that in my head, let alone say it out loud. :D

    I dont guess I got one..I slurr alot of words together anyways so..sometimes reg sentences come out all twisted up. :teeth:
     
  3. Damotta

    Damotta IncGamers Member

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    Hahaha, that's a lot of tooting.

    I've got a couple limericks that I made up myself, mostly dealing with the man from Nantucket. While they are nice n filthy, they probably arent forum safe.
     
  4. blu3l1ghtn1ng

    blu3l1ghtn1ng IncGamers Member

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    Isn't the limmerick style aabba. If so, then your first "limmerick" shouldn't really be considered a limmerick :innocent:
     
  5. AeroJonesy

    AeroJonesy IncGamers Member

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    Yeah, the "or" is supposed to end line 4, not start line 5. It makes more sense (sort of) when said aloud.

    So no one's got anything about the man from Nantucket?
     
  6. blu3l1ghtn1ng

    blu3l1ghtn1ng IncGamers Member

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    makes sense (sort of)
     
  7. Stevinator

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    hmm. bucket?
     
  8. Damotta

    Damotta IncGamers Member

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    Here ya go:

    There once was a man from Nantucket
    who liked to sit on a bucket
    One day the bucket collapsed,
    he fell on his a**
    to which he replied "Ah well **** it!"

    It get's kinda distorted with the language filter, but I'm sure you can figure it out by the rhyming of it.
     
  9. AeroJonesy

    AeroJonesy IncGamers Member

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    Code:
              3_
             /3
            /
           |  2            3 X pi          3_
           | z dz  X  cos(--------) = ln (/e )
           |                 9
          /
           1
    I stole this from a website. But man, what a limerick!

    Integral z-squared dz
    from 1 to the cube root of 3
    times the cosine
    of three pi over 9
    equals log of the cube root of 'e'.
     
  10. Stevinator

    Stevinator IncGamers Member

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    Aero, its official. you're a dork. welcome to the club. I'll get you one of our newspaper hats.
     
  11. AeroJonesy

    AeroJonesy IncGamers Member

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    It's ok, I can fold my own.

    Also shamelessly stolen from a website:

    There once was a woman named Nor,
    Whose chest was as flat as the floor.
    It is sad to be said
    That in dark, in the bed,
    Men sucked on her shoulder blades more.
     

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