Lets change our way of writing

TurbulentTurtle

Diabloii.Net Member
I'll be using this translator for all my english assignments.

IL B USNG THIS TRANSLA2R FOR AL MAH ENGLISH ASIGNMANTS!1!! OMG
 

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great, everybody made me realize that this thing sucks. here's an english outline:



CHILD LABOR- R3S3ARCH PAEPR OUTLIEN

PARAGRAPH I!!!! OMG WTF INTRODUCTION/THASIS
- “THE ONLY TRUA BNAFITS OF CHILD LABOR W3RE 2 THOSA WHO WERE SELNG TEH PRODUCT1!1! OMG WTF AS TEH BNEFITS TAHT THESE PEOPLE SAW BCME MORE 3VIEDNT COMP3TITION DAPENDED ON HAVNG LAS CONSIEDRATION 2 HOW EXACTLY THERE PRODUCT WAS PRODUCADâ€
- 1!!11111 LOL CHILD LABOR IS LIEK AN ALT3RNATIEV SLAEVRY THIS TIEM AROUND US3D IN DA INDUSTRIAL FASHION RATHER THAN AGRICULTURAL!!11 OMG TEH KIDS WORK FOR WAEGS TAHT ALOW THEM JUST 3NOUGH FOR FOD CLOTHAS AND SHALTER TEH BNEFITS TAHT SLAEVS GOT FOR THEYRE TEH11!111!1 WTF LOL KIDS HAD NO CHANC3 2 STAP UP SOCEITY’S LADER!1!!!!1! OMG N3VER LEARNNG N3VER RILLY LIVNG TH3Y SPAND DA FIRST PART OF THEYRE LIEF TRYNG 2 SURVIEV RATHER THAN TRYNG 2 LAARN HOW 2 SURVIEV…THAY R FORCED 2 SKIP ONA MAJOR STEP
- ROBNG1!11!1 OMG WTF LOL CHILDRAN OF THERE CHILDHOD PARALYZED AND CONSUMAD MERICA IN2 A GILDED STAET OUR APAERNT SUCES IS RILLY AT TEH EXPENS3 OF OTHERS’ LIEVS OF POV3RTY

PARAGRAPH111! OMG WTF I1!!!1 WTF TEH ULTIMAET TEH TWO THNGS TAHT STAND OUT IN TERMS OF “HOW TEH PRODUCT IS PRODUCAD†IS WHO IS INVOLV3D AND TEH CONDITIONS OF THEYRE JOBS1111 WTF Y DA KIDS AND Y TH3S3 CONDITIONS
- “M3RICAN??!!!!?? OMG LOL MAELS FOUND TEH OPORTUNITEIS OF COMARCE MORE ATRACTIEV AND M3RICAN AMPLOY3RS DISLIEKD PAYNG TEH HIGH WAEGS N3C3SARY 2 TEMPT THEM AWAY FROM SUCH OCUPATIONS ESPECIALY SINC3 IT WAS NOT ALWAYS N3C3SARYâ€1!111! OMG WTF LOL (HIS2RY OF MERICAN ECONOMIC LIEF ADWARD C!!!!!!11 KIRKLAND PG1!!1 OMG WTF LOL 341)
- AMPLOYERS AND TEH PEOPL3 WHO RAN TEH INDUSTREIS AERN’T THINKNG OF DA P3OPLE!1!111 IF KIDS R CH3AP THEY R AN OPORTUNITY!!11!!1 OMG LOL IF TH3Y DON’T D3MAND BT3R CONDITIONS THAY GENARAET MORE PROFIT
- COMANC3!1!11! LOL TEH UNFARE PRODUCTION M3THODS FROM 1870 THROUGH WI MOST NOTABLY CONDITIONS WORSENED AND KIDS FROM TEH AEG OF 10 2 15 WAR3 WORKNG UP 2 TWALVE 2 FOURTEN HOUR DAYS!111!!
- BY 180 1 OUT OF AVERY 6 MARICAN CHILD OF AEG 10 2 15 WAS WORKNG11!!!! OMG WTF LOL SOME OF THESA KIDS WARA SUPORTNG THERE FMILEIS SNGLE-HANDEDLY11!! OMG WTF
- IT WAS ONLY UNTIL DA BGINNG OF TEH 20TH C3NTURY WH3N 1752187 CHILDREN WARA SUPORTNG TEH MERICAN INDUSTRY TAHT CHILD LABOR LAWS BGIN 2 PIK UP DA PAEC!!11!1! OMG

PARAGRAPH II!11!1 OMG LOL WORKNG CONDITIONS PROF OF EMPLOYARS’ LAK OF CONSIEDRATION FOR DA LABOR FORCA

- INJUREIS WER3 THRE TIEMS MORE LIEKLY 2 HAPEN 2 A KID THAN AN ADULT11!111! EMPLOY3RS CUD 3ASILY RAPLAEC THAM WIT AN IMIGRANT DA!11!!1!1 OMG WTF EMPLOY3RS NEDED 2 DA CH3AEPST LABOR FORCE THEY CUD GAT IN ORDER 2 STAY IN TEH RAEC1!!11!1 OMG LOL TEH FAC2RY BIL TAHT NU YORK TREID 2 PAS IN 184 IS A KAY 3XMPLE1!111!!1 THIS ACT SADE TAHT AMPLOYES UND3R TEH AEG OF 21 MUST HAEV 60 HOUR WEKS AND 10 HOUR WORK DAYS AND AL CHILDR3N UNDER DA AEG OF 14 R 2 B KEPT FROM FAC2REIS1111!! LOL ALMOST IM3DIAETLY HOWEV3R THIS AT3MPT DEID B/C NU YORK CUD NOT KEP UP WIT COMP3TI2RS 3LS3WHERE
- “DANGEROUS TRAEDS†WERE TEH ACIEDNT-PRONA JOBS111!11 CHILDRAN WHO WORK3D THESE JOBS W3RA SHUKNG OYST3RS SNIPNG AND PELNG V3G3TABLES WIT KNIEVS AND CAPNG FORTY CANS A MINUTA AS THEY PASED BY ON AN AS3MBLY LIEN111111 LOL TH3Y W3RE ALSO WORKAD IN DARK BLISTERNG GLAS FAC2REIS ALONGSIED OPAN FURNAECS AND DANGEROUS SHARDS OF GLAS AFTER A SHORT NIGHT’S SLEP
- AFTER!!!11!11 WTF LAWS STARTAD COMNG OUT 2 LIMIT CHILDR3N’S’ HOURS OR MAEK SUR3 TAHT THAY HAD PROF OF AEG EMPLOY3RS WUD SIMPLY TEL HIS WORK3RS 2 HIED ONCE AN INSPEC2R (RAERLY) CM3 TEH11!1111! KIDS WARA WHIP3D AND SPRINKL3D WIT W8R 2 B KEPT AWAEK AFT3R LONG DAYS AND SHORT NIGHTS OF SLEP

PARAGRAPH111!!11! WTF LOL IV111111 OMG WTF DA D3CEPTION TAHT CHILD LABOR WAS BN3FICIAL 2 MARICAN SOCEITY

- FAC2RY PROMOTERS SUCH AS SMU3L SL8R AND FRANCIS CABOT LOW3L WERE SEN AS “BN3VOL3NT HERALDS OF A NU DAYâ€!1!! WTF LOL THIS NU DAY†BNG TEH DAY TAHT PAERNTS SPIT OUT AS MANY KIDS AS POSIBLE 2 SUPORT DA FMILY
- PEOPL3!1!! WTF LOL SAW CHILD LABOR AS AN OPORTUNITY 2 BCOME S3RIOUS AND INDUSTRIOUS CITIEZNS AND EVANTUALY AND POV3RTY
- APRENTIECS!!!1!11! WTF LOL WERA SUPOSAD 2 WORK FOR SKILS1!!11!1 LOL TH3Y LABORED ALONGSIED A MASTER AND PIKAD UP DA ART AND TRAEDS OF A FARMER1!111!! WTF TEH FARM3R IS ALSO 2 PROVIED AN APR3NTIEC WIT MAANS OF LAARNNG 2 R3AD AND WRIET
HOWEV3R
- CHILD1!1!1!!1 OMG WTF LABOR R3ALISTICALY MAANT TAHT DA CHILDREN WORK SIX DAYS A WEK AND SPAND TEH NEXT DAY (A DAY TH3Y WUD RATHER RELAX ON)1!!!1!!1 OMG LOL THEY CUD SP3ND HOUR DAYS ON SIX HOURS OF SLEP AND HAEV 2 FINISH IT OF WIT SIX MORE OF SKOOL111111 NATURALY IT WUD B HARD 2 CONCENTRAET AND PIK UP ANY RAAL SKILS OTH3R THAN R3ADNG AND WRITNG
- AN!!!!!!! OMG WTF LOL APRANTIEC WAS RAERLY GIEVN DA CHANC3 2 BCOM3 ANYTHNG MORE THAN A FARMAR1!11!! WTF WIT TEH RULE STATNG TAHT HA IS ONLY 2 ANSURA A CHILD 2 READ A WRIET TEH KID ISN’T RILLY GATNG MUCH OF A CHANCA 2 B 3DUCAETD UNLAS HE (SOMEHOW) FINDS A WAY 2 TAEK TAHT IN2 HIS OR H3R OWN HANDS
- IF1!!1!11 WTF LOL DA APRENTIEC DID HAP3N 2 WOK OF 2 TRY 2 PURSUE A BTER LIEF H3 OR SHA WAS HUNTAD DOWN1!!! WTF REWARDS W3RE OFAR3D ON SIGNS FOR DA RATURN OF TEH CHILD WHO HAD 2 REMANE ALONGSIED TEH FARMAR FOR YEARS

PARAGRAPH1!1! OMG V1!!11!! WTF DA ONLY TRU3 BNAFITS OF CHILD LABOR WERA 2 THOSE WHO W3R3 SELNG TEH PRODUCT!!1!1 OMG LOL AS DA BNAFITS TAHT THESE PEOPLE SAW BCME MOR3 3VIEDNT COMPATITION DAPENDED ON HAVNG LES CONSIEDRATION 2 HOW AXACTLY THERE PRODUCT WAS PRODUC3Dâ€
- !111 OMG WTF BTWEN DA 19TH AND TEH 10TH CENTURY CONTROLNG AN INDUSTRY WAS GATNG 2 B V3RY DIFICULT!!1111! OMG WTF LOL COMPETITION WAS BCOMNG A MAJOR THREAT AND AS MOR3 AND MORA PEOPLE MOVAD 2 M3RICA DESP3RAET FOR JOBS BUSIENSMEN HAD 2 DO WUT WAS MORE PROFITABLA FOR THERE BUSIENS!!!! FMILEIS ON TEH OTHER HAND HAD 2 DO WUT TH3Y CUD 2 KEP FOD ON DA TABL3
- ONCE!1!11!11 OMG WTF CHILDRAN WER3 HIERD TEH BUSIENS SANSE KIKED IN EVEN MORE11!1! OMG WTF DA CHILDR3N WERA FORCED 2 WORK GRUESOMA HOURS AND W3RA TREAETD IN WUT MAN3R WAS NECESARY FOR TEH MOST PRODUCTIEV LABOR FORC3!!!11 OMG WTF LOL THIS IS WHARA BAD CONDITIONS AND CRUAL TR3ATMENT NOT ONLY CMA IN2 EFECT BUT BCMA ROUTIEN
- IN!!!!111 A SANSA CHILD LABOR WAS GOD FOR PEOPLA OF TAHT TIEM1!!!1 HOWEVAR IT IS ULTIMAETLY NOT GOD FOR MERICA AND DID NOT GIEV PEOPLE DA TIEM AND OPORTUNITY THAY NEDED 2 STEP UP IN SOCEITY AND MAEK DA SITUATION NOT BTER11!11!! CHILD LABOR WAS NOT DA ANSW3R 2 POVERTY RATHER IT WAS A T3MPORARY AND V3RY HARMFUL SOLUTION TAHT PARP3TUAETD DA CIRCUMSTANCES
1!11! WTF
 

TurbulentTurtle

Diabloii.Net Member
I bet handing in a paper like that would make the teacher think about smacking you upside the head next day you come to class.
 
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