Let's buy a boat.

Freet

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Let's buy a boat.

Here's my plan. I want to buy a boat and send it about 500 miles beyond nowhere. But before it casts off we should put all the people on it that we really wish would just go away and never come back.

Please use this thread to make your suggestions as to who should be on the "Boat to the Great Abyss" and why.

I'll make a few obvious choices which should require no explaination.

OJ Simpson
Paris Hilton
All used car salesmen that get on TV and shout at the top of their lungs


Your turn. :smiley:
 
Wilford Brimley
Jack Thompson
Steve Ballmer
Kiddy Fiddlers
The RIAA/MPAA
Lindsey Lohan(Hah, you'd laugh at what I googled to get her name)
 

MaxMax

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Osama Bin Laden.... and then George Bush (Jr) can follow him to the end of the world too!!
 
My Ex---simply because he's a loser for a father.
My Mother-in-law---because she's an uber-B****
Both of Ski's sisters---see above
Sprint's Customer Service Reps.


I'm pretty sure there are more, but those are at the top of the list for now.
 

BlueDogAnchorite

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My father, because he's a git, seriously.
Someone known as leechboy, need I say anymore?
The craziest of the dave's that I have met, because he's just too damn perverted. Jesus, this is coming from ME.
 

Dondrei

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I think this will be a lot easier if we put the people we'd like to keep on the boat and left the rest behind.
 

Stompwampa

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Is that before or after we buy the boat there for cheap?

I can think of a lady or two that I used to work with that I wouldn't mind "helping" to the boat.
Well, the boat can't come from Wal-Mart. It won't be able to make the trip.



 
It's beginning to look like we will need a really big boat!
Let's go dig up the ark.

OJ will have to be used as the anchor though.

My list, in no particular order:

Al Sharpton
OJ Simpson
Britney Spears
Phesto
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Pat Robertson

There's more, but I can't think of them at the moment.


Well, the boat can't come from Wal-Mart. It won't be able to make the trip.
It doesn't really have to make it that far, just a hundred miles or so.



 

DurfBarian

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Freet said:
OJ Simpson
Paris Hilton
{KOW}Spazed said:
Lindsey Lohan
ModeratelyConfused said:
Britney Spears
Nicole Richie
I would add "people who pay attention to these celebrities and keep their careers alive," but we'd have to make the boat really freaking big. Also all you guys would have to get on it. Sorry, dem's de breaks.
:flowers:
 
I would add "people who pay attention to these celebrities and keep their careers alive," but we'd have to make the boat really freaking big. Also all you guys would have to get on it. Sorry, dem's de breaks.
:flowers:
You realize that by knowing the names of the people you showed that you yourself keep up with these people.



 
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