Latest Nominee for the Idiot Awards

giantpinkbunnyhead

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Latest Nominee for the Idiot Awards

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Basically, this genius tried to pass a $1,000,000 bill to buy $1675 worth of groceries at WalMart. WHen the cashier refused, she tried to buy all the items with two gift cards worth $2.32. When that didn't work, she again tried to pass the million dollar bill, this time asking for change for it!

Unbelievable.
 

giantpinkbunnyhead

Diabloii.Net Member
Of course, what really blows me away is that this doofus thought WalMart would have $998,325 dollars in cash laying around to give her in change! I have never, ever known a store to carry that much cash. Even most banks don't keep that much cash! She needs a trout beating for being an idiot.
 

Choogy

Diabloii.Net Member
There's always a new idiot thinkin they can win the awards...Lol...maybe next time she should try a $500 cause thats a bit more believable than a millinon...
 

ItsaMeMario

Diabloii.Net Member
What are they arresting her for? Maybe she didn't know what 1,000,000$ bills didn't exist and that the souvenir shop was just ran by really really nice people....
 

Carnage-DVS

Diabloii.Net Member
ItsaMeMario said:
What are they arresting her for? Maybe she didn't know what 1,000,000$ bills didn't exist and that the souvenir shop was just ran by really really nice people....
And that's why we need to lock all these people up together and see what hilarity ensues!
 

Anakha1

Banned
ItsaMeMario said:
What are they arresting her for? Maybe she didn't know what 1,000,000$ bills didn't exist and that the souvenir shop was just ran by really really nice people....

Doubtful. Even if it was, ignorance of the law is no excuse.
And I still ask... if she has over a million dollars in her wallet, why would she be at WALMART???
 
Well look at her, shes trailer trash! All trailer trash shop at walmart

EDIT: Noticed it doesn't have a picture of her.

I got this news from here
 

Ash Housewares

Diabloii.Net Member
some smart *** tried to buy some Lemonade from me with a $2 bill I beat the **** out of him, really wiped the smile off his face... can't fool me, take yer sacagawea dollars & git
 

Raft Boy

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Anakha1 said:
And I still ask... if she has over a million dollars in her wallet, why would she be at WALMART???
Maybe that's how she has over a million dollars in the first place. ;)

-Rafty
 

Pierrot le Fou

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Is ignorance of the law really no excuse in this country? There are just so many blue laws and the like...

...are we really expected to be fully competent lawyers with mastery over the federal and state laws that govern over us?

That sounds ridiculous.
 

Anakha1

Banned
Pierrot le Fou said:
Is ignorance of the law really no excuse in this country? There are just so many blue laws and the like...

...are we really expected to be fully competent lawyers with mastery over the federal and state laws that govern over us?

That sounds ridiculous.

I'm not absolutely sure about the U.S., but I'm pretty close to being sure. I know for a fact that in the Canadian Criminal Code that ignorance of the law is not excuse. One is expected as a civic duty to know the laws of the land and to abide by them. There is mistake of fact and the like, but simply not knowing the law cannot be used as a defence. It's probably the same in the U.S.
 

Pierrot le Fou

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I think that's absolutely ridiculous personally, but that's just my opinion. Unless you're trained (and most of us aren't), trying to trudge through the US legal code to find out what we can and can't do is a virtual impossibility. We sign so many contracts and agreements and whatnot that have so much legalese you can't be expected to read it any faster than it took a team of lawyers to write it.

How can ignorance of the law not be a defense? Bah.
 
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