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[L] [O] Ethereal tits

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by frygia, Mar 22, 2004.

  1. frygia

    frygia IncGamers Member

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    [L] [O] Ethereal tits

    Just wondering what would you think when reading this . . . because it was a thread I've seen somewhere else on this site in the forbidden (for OTF'ers :xrollseye ) trade forums.

    How would you interpret this?
     
  2. Yaboosh

    Yaboosh IncGamers Member

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    I would say that they would have to be light, manageable, and easily formed into cool shapes, such as dinosaurs, and bowling pins. Who wouldnt want bowling pin shaped boobies?
     
  3. Ash Housewares

    Ash Housewares IncGamers Member

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    I would wonder what the O means on those non-west cooky lingo realms
     
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    The breasts do more damage, but you can't repair them. Unless you have two Zods to put in a brassiere.
     
  5. Pierrot le Fou

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    I'd think that some poor high school kid had one Hell of a time trying to get to second base with non-corporeal boobies. Man that'd be a bummer.
     
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    ethereal titans perhaps :)
     
  7. frygia

    frygia IncGamers Member

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    Wow, a very unpoluted mind we have here Ash, congrats :clap:

    Oh yes, and O means Offer :xtongue:

    You mean, with 3 holes & all? :cheesy:

    Somewhat I think you would never make a strike with them. Errr . . . too many interpretations to that phrase :lol:

    Okay strijdje, you're running for "least poluted mind award" together with Ash. Ditto.
     
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    I thought of Janet Jackson's Zod'd nipple
     
  9. Anakha1

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    I'm not sure that partially see-through boobies wouldn't kind of spoil their attraction.

    Although I'm sure there are fetishist for that sort of thing around the intarweb. After all, if you can think of it, someone punches the clown over it.
     
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    Yeah, exactly what I thought too . . . now WHERE the breasts do the damage, that's what I didn't figure out :scratch:

    Maybe 3D virtual ones? And see, the offer doesn't include a body to come with . . . which makes it very complicated to interface with them in the first place.

    Oh yes, and Turd/Durf: You forgot that they replenish quantity and as of some months ago, they don't break anymore :surprise:

    Anakheto: It's such a RELIEF to see the left side of the screen again, thank you! *ufff* And btw, I think that tar suits you well . . .
     
  11. Ash Housewares

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    do be careful about using up the charges though
     
  12. Pierrot le Fou

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    Bowling pins dear frygie, bowling pins.

    Perhaps in the magical land where there are non-corporeal boobies there are also bowling pins with three holes, but in my little corner of reality, the pins are solid -- it's the balls that have the three holes for easier gripping.

    I can give you a demonstration using this ice pick and Anakha, once he stops running and drops trou.
     
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    I think if you're breaking them, you might want to think about switching brands of anger medication.

    Frygsie: Are you saying that I'm prone to spazing? Or that I'm actually a poorly drawn stick-figure? Either way, you're correct, I'm just curious. :cheesy:
     
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    I just got a new idea for a thread:

    WTB INVISIBLE GENITALS
     
  15. frygia

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    Darn, must read posts before answering :bonk:

    *flushes*

    Anyway, it would be very hard to make a strike anyway, I think . . . errr . . . depending on errr . . . never mind :D

    Anakheto, I meant nothing very deep as such, only that you like putting your tongue out (in the sense of pouting, have to be careful when writing, so much room to interpretations . . .)

    Go to ebay Durfie, if you can think of anything you want to buy, they're most surely offering it there :lol:
     
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    I don't think there is an interpretation of that sentence that wouldn't be true. :wink2:

    And I never pout. I brood sexily.
     
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    me gots nominated :clap: :clap:

    *look mom, i achieved something :uhhuh: *
     
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    Hmmm hmm, etheral tits. Well i would say there is NOT a problem with striking anybody with those?! The damage would actually not come from the hit, but the suffocation of beiing inbetween them :p

    The replenish quantity is very useful. If ETH Titties should start sagging after much use, *pop* theirs a new pair waiting to slam along.

    I play a Sorcie, so i would offer ALOT for those, since Sorcs are rather not that wellbuilt in the chestreagion.

    Anakha, where have you been with that tongue to get it that large and THAT RED!?
     
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    Practice, my dear boy. The redness is just a sign of good circulation from exercise.

    Oh, and I attach a set of weights to the end of it for 2 hours a day.
     
  20. DurfBarian

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    Ethereal weights?
     

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