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{KOW} Needs a project

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by {KOW}Spazed, May 29, 2005.

  1. {KOW}Spazed

    {KOW}Spazed Banned

    Jul 20, 2003
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    {KOW} Needs a project

    So school is out, the girlfriend is 1/4 of the way around the world for the next ten days and I can't get a job because of a surgery later this summer.

    I need something to do, any hobby that isn't gaming. I am just kinda tired of gaming, it got to repetitive even with the new games. I need something to do(preferably computer related) that can keep me busy for the next couple of days.
  2. Steve_Kow

    Steve_Kow Banned

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    Make a go-kart.
  3. {KOW}Spazed

    {KOW}Spazed Banned

    Jul 20, 2003
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    Not legal here anymore, too many kids driving on the street not obeying the law.
  4. Necrolestes

    Necrolestes IncGamers Member

    Jul 23, 2003
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    Take in a show...or an orphan (but a show's cheaper).

    Be the first to see "Revenge of the Sith" 500 times in a row...granted, you'll need some money first. That should occupy most of your summer.
  5. {KOW}Spazed

    {KOW}Spazed Banned

    Jul 20, 2003
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    If I did my math right that is 48.6 days of nothing but RotS. I would do it, but I don't like StarWars too much. . . Plus Anakin just pisses me off.
  6. Freezing Rain

    Freezing Rain IncGamers Member

    May 25, 2005
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    There is a website/book that explains how to create a mini Hydrogen bomb. Try it out!

    Also, Mix frozen orange juice with napalm, and throw a match in. Voila!
  7. Steve_Kow

    Steve_Kow Banned

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    Good thing Iran doesn't have the internet yet!
  8. Tor

    Tor IncGamers Member

    Jun 22, 2003
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    make a microwave gun or a rail gun
  9. Garbad_the_Weak

    Garbad_the_Weak IncGamers Member

    Jun 21, 2003
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    Things to do when you are bored..

    1. Wax the ceiling.
    2. Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
    3. Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.
    4. Repeat above until failure.
    5. Rearrange political campaign signs.
    6. Sharpen your teeth.
    7. Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
    8. Braid your dogs hair.
    9. Clean and polish your belly button.
    10. Water your dog...see if he grows.
    11. Wash a tree.
    12. Genuflect to Larwence Welk.
    13. Knight yourself and some close friends.
    14. Found the Jim Jones' School of Modern Bartending.
    15. Flirt with an evergreen.
    16. Scare Steven King.
    17. Give your cat a mohawk.
    18. Purr.
    19. Mow your carpet.
    20. Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
    21. Whine
    22. Play Pat Boone records backwards.
    23. Re-elect Richard Nixon.
    24. Dress like your favorite Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.
    25. Listen to a painting.
    26. Play with matches.
    27. Buff your cat.
    28. Raise professional racing ferrets.
    29. Paint your orange.
    30. Dial-a-Prayer and argue.
    31. Read Homer in the original Greek.
    32. Learn Greek.
    33. Change your mind.
    34. Change it back.
    35. Watch the sun...see if it moves.
    36. Mail Jerry Falwell a Hustler magazine.
    37. Recite romantic your toaster.
    38. Paint your windows.
    39. Flash your goldfish.
    40. Paint.
    41. Smile.
    42. Paint a smile.
    43. Shoot at a fire hydrant.
    44. Apologize to it.
    45. See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
    46. Rotate your garden...daily.
    47. Plant a shoe.
    48. Write letters to all the political officials that are representing you, and tell them what a good job they are doing...on April 1st.
    49. Sweat.
    50. Give a Rorschach (Ink-blot) Test to your gerbil.
    51. Take apart all your major kitchen appliances.
    52. Mix and match the parts.
    53. Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
    54. Take your sofa for a walk.
    55. Write a letter to Plato.
    56. Mail it.
    57. Start.
    58. Stop.
    59. Dial 911...breath heavily.
    60. Go to a funeral...tell jokes.
    61. Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
    62. Carry a tune.
    63. Drop it to see if it breaks.
    64. Starch your shoes.
    65. Contemplate a cockroach.
    66. Get a dog to chase your car.
    67. Let him catch it.
    68. Form a political party.
    69. Throw a political party.
    70. Climb a sidewalk.
    71. Ride a loaf of bread.
    72. Annoy yourself.
    73. Get angry with yourself.
    74. Stop speaking to yourself.
    75. Kiss and make-up.
    76. Stand on your head.
    77. Stand on someone else's head.
    78. Learn everything there is to know about the Holy Roman Empire.
    79. Read a Harlequin Romance Novel...but only if you're REALLY bored.
    80. Build a pyramid.
    81. Paint your teeth.
    82. Wear a salad.
    83. Speak with a forked tongue.
    84. MAKE a drive in window at your local bank.
    85. Walk on water...but DON'T get caught.
    86. Shave a shrub.
    87. Have a proton fight.
    **. Watch a car rust.
    89. Quiver.
    90. Confess to a crime that you didn't commit.
    91. Learn to type...with your toes.
    92. Buy the Brooklyn Bridge.
    93. Mail it to a friend.
    94. Be in the wrong place at the right time.
    95. Be someone special.
    96. Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
    97. Request covert assistance from the CIA.
    98. Factor your social security number.
    99. Take the fifth.
    100. Take the sixth.
    101. Read the 1962 Des Moines White Pages.
    102. Join the Foreign Legion.
    103. Learn to write Sanskrit.
    104. Learn to read Sanskrit.
    105. Exist...existentially of course.
    106. Search for buried Nebraska.
    107. Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
    108. Print counterfeit Confederate money.
    109. Kick a cabbage.
    110 Take a picture.
    111. Put it back.
    112. Go back to square one.
    113. Sand a mushroom.
    114. Find the heat capacity of your chemistry professor.
    115. Play solitaire ...for cash.
    116. Abuse your patio furniture.
    117. Run for Pope.
    118. If you don't win, run for God.
    119. If you still don't win, run for Mayor of Toledo.
    120. Write a book about a previous life.
    121. Count to a
    122. Have your cat bronzed.
    123. Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.
    124. Revert.
    125. Sleep on a bed of nails.
    126. Don't toss and turn.
    127. Think shallow thoughts.
    128. Run around in squares.
    129. Boil ice cream.
    130. Sterilize your stereo, with Jack Daniels.
    131. Carve your girl/boyfriends a marshmallow.
    132. Converse...with a flatworm.
    133. Speak in acronyms.
    134. Drive the speed your garage.
    135. Make a schematic drawing...of a rock.
    136. Be a rabid Boxcar Willi fan.
    137. Sing the National Anthem...during your calculus final.
    138. Pay off the national debt...with a bad check.
    139. Calmly have a nervous breakdown.
    140. Give your goldfish a perm.
    141. Fly a brick.
    142. Play tag...on the nearest interstate.
    143. Exorcize a ghost.
    144. Exercise a ghost.
    145. Go to a cemetery and verbally abuse dead people.
    146. Paint stripes on a lake.
    147. Ski Kansas.
    148. Wear a bowler...hat, stupid.
    149. Test thin ice...with a pogo stick.
    150. Apply for a Unicorn Hunting License.
    151. Defend your neighborhood from roving Mongol hordes.
    152. Do a good job.
    153. Crawl.
    154. Be a side effect.
    155. Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley.
    156. Play hockey with your little the puck.
    157. Duck.
    158. Redecorate your garage.
    159. Develop a complex.
    160. Join the someone simple.
    161. Try harder.
    162. Hit the deck.
    163. Cut the deck.
    164. Make a deal with the Devil...keep your fingers crossed.
    165. Put legwarmers on all your furniture.
    166. Be number six.
    167. Sit.
    168. Stay.
    169. Roll over.
    170. Play dead.
    171. Scheme.
    172. Sprinkle your family room.
    173. Cause a power failure.
    174. Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.
    175. Give a lecture tour on the historical significance of cream cheese.
    176. Wriggle.
    177. Be cherubic.
    178. Debate politics with a fern.
    179. If you lose, stop watering it.
    180. Donate your brother's body to science.
    181. Join Hell's Angels by mail.
    182. Wonder.
    183. Give your cat a the microwave.
    184. Be a square root.
    185. Park your car...with a friend.
    186. Park your car...with a group of friends.
    187. Ask stupid questions.
    188. Spew.
    189. Surf Ohio.
    190. Go bowling...for small game.
    191. Have your first statement of bankruptcy framed.
    192. Hang it on the wall in your office.
    193. Staple.
    194. Solve the population problem. i.e. x + 2y - 16x = population; solve for x.
    195. Contribute to the population problem.
    196. Interview a cloud.
    197. Play tiddly-winks...go for blood.
    198. Go to a drive-in movie in a tank.
    199. Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway.
    200. Crumble.
    201. Crumple.
    202. Translate Shakespeare into English.
    203. church.
    204. Send the president an alarm clock...wind it up first.
    205. Do your head.
    206. Play cards with your swimming pool.
    207. Found a cockroach stable and stud farm.
    208. Send your goldfish to obedience school.
    209. Pinstripe your driveway.
    210. Play "Kick the fire-hydrant."
    211. Harness chipmunk power.
    212. Free the oppressed toaster-ovens of America.
    213. Free the obsessed toaster-ovens of America.
    214. Mug a stop sign.
    215. Change your name...daily.
    216. Go for a the attic.
    217. Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
    218. Find a witch.
    219. Burn her.
    220. Regress.
    221. Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat.
    222. Go bow hunting...for Toyotas.
    223. Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
    224. Boldly go where no man has gone before.
    225. Jump back.
    226. Play to lose.
    227. Scalp a VW.
    228. Be a threat to the American way of life.
    229. Be a threat to the Northwest Tibetan way of life.
    230. Re-establish the Roman Toronto.
    231. Have your car painted plaid.
    232. Found the TLO (Toledo Liberation Organization.)
    233. Play nuclear chicken with a small third world nation.
    234. Race turnips.
    235. Give your grandmother a raise...and another week paid vacation.
    236. Sharpen your sleeping skills.
    237. Put out a fire.
    238. If you can't find one make one.
    239. Ionize your new chemistry professor (remember you took the heat capacity of the first one).
    240. Make a lifesized replica of the Statue of Liberty...out of grape jello.
    241. Tree a goldfish.
    242. Get a college education.
    243. Bury your fathers Nissan.
    244. Tell your him the dog did it.
    245. Catch a falling star.
    246. Throw it back.
    247. Place your cat in hyper-space.
    248. Again tell your dad the dog did it.
    249. Corner the market on Agnew in '76 buttons.
    250. Find out where all these cylinders graduated from.
    251. Install handicapped access to the your favorite pathetic baseball team's dugout.
    252. Kickstart your TV.
    253. Kickstop your TV.
    254. Perfect the internal combustion telephone.
    255. Prove once and for all that a cow can jump over the moon.
    256. Complain to God that Jupiter has more moons than we do.
    257. Make a list of things to do when bored.
    258. Renumber the bored list...
    259. Look in the mirror and scare yourself*
    260. Build a fort*
    261. Kidnap your animals*
    262. Try and catch your shadow.**
    263. Dissect the weather channel(KK)
    264. Stuff all the sleepingbags in the house(KK)
    265. Attempt telekenisis, seriously(KK)
    266. See how much hersheys syrup you can put in an 8oz. glass of milk(KK)
    227. Auction off a grape(shelly)
    228. Throw your cat in the dog pound(shelly)
    229. Go swimming fully clothed(shelly)

    EDIT: 231: Forget to put in a title -DEALTED!
    EDIT2: Hater.

  10. Necrolestes

    Necrolestes IncGamers Member

    Jul 23, 2003
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    Time-wasters need not apply...I am more than up to that task on my own, thanks.

    You forgot #230: make a really long list.
  11. {KOW}Spazed

    {KOW}Spazed Banned

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    Is that the one where you make the bomb inside an empty vacuum?

    As for OJ and Gas. . .Gas and styrofoam work better.(See Boy Scouts can teach you things you need to know on an everyday basis.)
  12. Necrolestes

    Necrolestes IncGamers Member

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    Always be blow yourself up.

    Though never a Boy Scout, I too combined those two aforementioned substances when I was but an impetuous youth. I soon became an impetuous youth without eyebrows.

    Interestingly enough, the after-product (after the burn) can leave an interesting looking plastic (which smells funny and has an odd texture but hey, you made something!).
  13. onionfarm

    onionfarm IncGamers Member

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  14. mhl12

    mhl12 IncGamers Member

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    spend more time here in the OTF
  15. masterazn

    masterazn Banned

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    Go self-study a new topic. You can cram it in 10days.
  16. AeroJonesy

    AeroJonesy IncGamers Member

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    You could learn a new language. Is Maggie Moo in a country that speaks something other than English? Learn the language of the country she's in.

    Or you could do lots of reading.
  17. plasmo

    plasmo IncGamers Member

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    Set your keyboard to Dvorak and practice for a few days. Apparently it's not really that much better, but it's fun when other people sit down at your computer and try to type. Utter confusion.
  18. drkhunter

    drkhunter IncGamers Member

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  19. blu3l1ghtn1ng

    blu3l1ghtn1ng IncGamers Member

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    Open a homepage on something you enjoy. You can make graphics etc etc..
  20. piff

    piff IncGamers Member

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    One of us really needs to move near the other. I have a two-day a week job this summer that pays slightly less than a normal job. Sure I'll take the money, but I'm gonna be bored. Oh so bored. I'm going to build an outdoor ping pong table. After that, since that's about a week long project, I don't know what I'm gonna do.

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