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Kestegs has been hit by another birthday...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by The Silver Shroud, Jan 27, 2018.

  1. The Silver Shroud

    The Silver Shroud Diabloii.Net Member

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    As he came into the window
    It was the sound of a crescendo
    He came into her apartment
    He left the bloodstains on the carpet
    She ran underneath the table
    He could see she was unable
    So she ran into the bedroom
    She was struck down, it was her doom

    Kestegs, are you OK?
    So, Kestegs, are you OK?
    Are you OK, Kestegs?
    Kestegs, are you OK?
    So, Kestegs, are you OK?
    Are you OK, Kestegs?
    Kestegs, are you OK?
    So, Kestegs, are you OK?
    Are you OK, Kestegs?
    Kestegs, are you OK?
    So, Kestegs, are you OK,?
    Are you OK, Kestegs?

    (Kestegs, are you OK?)
    (will you tell us that you're OK)
    (there's a sign in the window)
    (that he struck you a crescendo Kestegs)
    (he came into your apartment)
    (he left the bloodstains on the carpet)
    (then you ran into the bedroom)
    (you were struck down)
    (it was your birthday)

    Kestegs, are you OK?
    So, Kestegs, are you OK?
    Are you OK Kestegs?
    Kestegs, are you OK?
    So, Kestegs, are you OK?
    Are you OK Kestegs?
    Kestegs, are you OK?
    So, Kestegs, are you OK?
    Are you OK Kestegs?
    You've been hit by
    You've been hit by
    Another smooth birthday

    Kestegs, are you OK?
    So, Kestegs, are you OK?
    Are you OK, Kestegs?
    Kestegs, are you OK?
    So, Kestegs, are you OK?
    Are you OK, Kestegs?
    Kestegs, are you OK?
    So, Kestegs, are you OK?
    Are you OK, Kestegs?
    Kestegs, are you OK?
    So, Kestegs, are you OK,?
    Are you OK, Kestegs?

    (Kestegs, are you OK?)
    (will you tell us that you're OK)
    (there's a sign in the window)
    (that he struck you a crescendo Kestegs)
    (he came into your apartment)
    (he left the bloodstains on the carpet)
    (then you ran into the bedroom)
    (you were struck down)
    (it was your birthday)


    (Kestegs, are you OK?)
    (so, Kestegs, are you OK?)
    (are you OK Kestegs?)
    (you've been hit by)
    (you've been struck by
    Another smooth birthday)

    OK, I want everybody to clear the area right now!

    Aaow!
    (Kestegs, are you OK?)
    I don't know!
    (will you tell us, that you're OK)
    I don't know!
    (there's a sign in the window)
    I don't know!
    (that he struck you a crescendo Kestegs)
    I don't know!
    (he came into your apartment)
    I don't know!
    (left bloodstains on the carpet)
    I don't know why baby!
    (then you ran into the bedroom)
    I don't know!
    (you were struck down)
    (it was your birthday, Kestegs!)

    (Kestegs, are you OK?)
    Dang gone it, baby!
    (will you tell us, that you're OK)
    Dang gone it, baby!
    (there's a sign in the window)
    Dang gone it, baby!
    (that he struck you a crescendo Kestegs)
    Hoo! hoo!
    (he came into your apartment)
    Dang gone it!
    (left bloodstains on the carpet)
    Hoo! hoo! hoo!
    (then you ran into the bedroom)
    Dang gone it!
    (you were struck down)
    (it was your birthday, Kestegs!)
    Aaow!
     
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  2. jmervyn

    jmervyn Diabloii.Net Member

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    Quite an impressive effort. Also, Happy Birthday, Kestegs.
     
  3. Dredd

    Dredd D3 Off Topic Moderator

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    Archeologists believe that some of the stone carvings found at Göbekli Tepe are the first known depictions of Kestegs.

    [​IMG]

    (Happy Birthday)
     
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  4. kestegs

    kestegs D3 Monk Moderator

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    Lol, you went to quite the effort there! Thanks for the warm wishes and such, everyone.

    And sorry it took so long to get here, was sick for a while and out of sorts. Getting old really sucks sometimes...
     
  5. Leopold Stotch

    Leopold Stotch Diabloii.Net Member

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    Sorry it's taken me almost two months later....

    HAPPY (super late but better late than never) BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3
     
  6. LozHinge the Unhinged

    LozHinge the Unhinged Diabloii.Net Member

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    Good Goat, kegs has birthdays ever two months?

    He's older than even I imagined.
     
  7. T72on1

    T72on1 Diabloii.Net Member

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    Shouldn't we respect the really old people, and spam this thread with birthday wishes? Also a happy birthday for next year btw. That one is almost as close to today as the previous was ...
     
  8. The Silver Shroud

    The Silver Shroud Diabloii.Net Member

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    More like flying birthday cake with face hits.
     

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