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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by asdf, Feb 6, 2004.

  1. asdf

    asdf IncGamers Member

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    jokes!

    Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at
    the windshields of airliners, and military jets, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high-speed trains.

    Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers. When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow. horrified, they sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions.

    Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:
    "Defrost the chicken."
     
  2. Ash Housewares

    Ash Housewares IncGamers Member

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    hmmm.....

    *throws asdf to the lions*
     
  3. Anakha1

    Anakha1 Banned

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    *tosses a few crocodiles in for good measure*
     
  4. masterazn

    masterazn Banned

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    *tosses anakhaahah251 in as well*
     
  5. Smelly

    Smelly IncGamers Member

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    *throws himself inside after reading the joke*

    I hate not getting jokes... :D
     
  6. Anakha1

    Anakha1 Banned

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    *kills and eats asdf, the lions and the crocodiles*

    Burp.
     
  7. Ash Housewares

    Ash Housewares IncGamers Member

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    spit out the lions, I need them for the next crappy joke
     
  8. SaroDarksbane

    SaroDarksbane IncGamers Site Pal

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    Alrighty, I just saw this one, so I guess I'll post it. One sided political joke, but it's quite funny nonetheless:
     
  9. Ash Housewares

    Ash Housewares IncGamers Member

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    *throws Saro to the wolves*

    I don't believe a word of it, no mention of him looking down her blouse? poppycock!
     
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    Anakha1 Banned

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    *coughs up Lion bones, gets out Necrocomicon, resurrects zombie-lions*
     

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