Johnny's going to be working at a nuclear power plant!

[AeroJonesy]

Meanwhile I had to to pee in a cup with a woman in her 50's watching so I didn't sneak in someone elses clean sample.

I asked her why she choose this of all proffessions. I'm sure watching my penis must be the highlight of your day but since you where a teen in the late 60's I'd be very surprised if you could pass one of these tests yourself.

It could be worse - they could have done a hair test. I got a hair drug test for a job once. They take much more hair than you expect they would.

 

[krischan]

Be grateful that they didn't take a lung tissue sample to check if you are smoking.

 

[Dondrei]

Meanwhile I had to to pee in a cup with a woman in her 50's watching so I didn't sneak in someone elses clean sample.

I asked her why she choose this of all proffessions. I'm sure watching my penis must be the highlight of your day but since you where a teen in the late 60's I'd be very surprised if you could pass one of these tests yourself.

So what did she reply?

 

[Johnny]

So what did she reply?

"*chuckle* no comment"

I like fiesty ex-hippies.

 

[maccool]

So what did she reply?

Sir, it's 24 degrees in this room. Where is it?

 

[Sokar Rostau]

I am so glad to be on the other side of the world (next door to the only nuclear facility for about 10000km in any direction... ). They better not give you 'net access there.

In other news: WTF? Did I see Garbad?

 

[Dondrei]

I had to do a temperature conversion to get that joke...

 

[buttershug]

I had to do a temperature conversion to get that joke...

You don't use Celsius? The room must be warm for the joke to make sense. Otherwise he has an excuse.

 

[Johnny]

Meanwhile I had to to pee in a cup with a woman in her 50's watching so I didn't sneak in someone elses clean sample.

I asked her why she choose this of all proffessions. I'm sure watching my penis must be the highlight of your day but since you where a teen in the late 60's I'd be very surprised if you could pass one of these tests yourself.

Damnit I should have asked her to hold the cup while I try to hit it from the other side of the room.

 

[krischan]

It would have been worth losing a bet if you don't hit the cup, but everything else.

 

[Dondrei]

You don't use Celsius? The room must be warm for the joke to make sense. Otherwise he has an excuse.

I had to convert it into Australian Celsius, where 25 is a chilly day.

 

[keppie]

Once, i thought i was working

 

[buttershug]

I had to convert it into Australian Celsius, where 25 is a chilly day.

Wow. 25F is a chilly day but not what I would call cold. Especially out west where it's a dry cold.

 

[Johnny]

dry cold?

There are 3 ways to measure temperature that automaticly make you a wuss

Humidity when refering to heat
Windchill factor when refering to cold
Fahrenheit

Temperature is only measured in celcius, period.

at -15 you get to go "man it's cold" at 40+ (shade) you get to go "man it's hot" and in between it's average

The only reasons the above 3 terms exist are for whimps to justify being whimps

It's so cold here
How cold is it?
Well, it's -2 but with the windchill factor it's -35
-35!? Damn that's cold

 

[WildBerry]

at -35 you get to go "man it's cold" at 40+ (shade) you get to go "man it's hot" and in between it's average

Fixed that for you just because I hate this wussyass weather on the coast.

 

[Johnny]

Fixed that for you just because I hate this wussyass weather on the coast.

As a coastian I agree.

 

[Dondrei]

25 is pretty much dead on the line between cold and warm.

 

[Johnny]

25 is pretty much dead on the line between cold and warm.

Instead of 0 where it's supposed to be.

 

[Dondrei]

That's dead on the line between dead and alive.

 

[Ariadne]

As a coastian I agree.

I live near the coast. Does that count?