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JFK - Drug Dealer

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Sokar Rostau, Sep 20, 2006.

  1. Sokar Rostau

    Sokar Rostau IncGamers Member

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    JFK - Drug Dealer

    It seems that all the theories were wrong after all.

    John Fitzgerald Kennedy is alive and in hiding in Australia.

    He has been masquerading as a high school teacher and was caught when he sold some pot to one of his students.

    Linkage.
     
  2. Dondrei

    Dondrei IncGamers Member

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    Twenty bucks? He must've been a lousy maths teacher, he could SO score more than that from a bunch of dumb kids...
     
  3. MadMachine

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    Corrected.

    Doesn't he know that's what his office is for; drug transactions and grade changes in exchange for *banned*?
     
  4. Sokar Rostau

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    In his defence the article says it was leaf so he would have made a groovy deal. The next week's lesson was probably going to be about why you should try before you buy.
     
  5. jimmyboy

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    We know from his name that his parents intended great things for this man.

    I don't think this was one of it.
     
  6. Sokar Rostau

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    Imagine the teasing he would have been subjected to at school. Maybe he was having flashbacks and this was an attempt to calm down his students...
     
  7. The Future now

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  8. Dondrei

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    George is a horrible name.
     
  9. MadMachine

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    So's dondrei. ICk. :drunk:
     
  10. Dondrei

    Dondrei IncGamers Member

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    At least mine is a proper noun.
     
  11. Evrae Altana

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    So why didn't you capitalize it?

    /lame
     
  12. MapleBarb

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    he also seems to have found an anti aging cure since he's much younger now :laugh:
     
  13. Sokar Rostau

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    The therepeutic qualities of cannabis have never been properly tested, but it has been used for thousands of years for all kinds of things. OMGOMGOMG pot was banned because it is the Tree of Life! That's why The Man doesn't want anybody smoking it!
     
  14. Dondrei

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    I thought it wasn't case-sensitive... bugs me to this very day...
     
  15. MapleBarb

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    Lets just make sure we dont overdo it or we'd all be tossed back to infancy all over again :grin: .
     
  16. Evrae Altana

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    Does it bother you enough to warrant bugging Elly about it? :flip:
     
  17. Dondrei

    Dondrei IncGamers Member

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    Mods can change your forum name?
     
  18. MapleBarb

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    I used to help administrate a forum a while back. If memory serves me right you cant.
     
  19. MadMachine

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    *watches as MapleBarb dashes dondrei's dream on the ground and crushes it with his heel*

    :laugh:
     
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    So much for my dream of owning a capital D of my very own...

    *sob*
     

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