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James Bond vs. Durf

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  1. stormrage112345

    stormrage112345 Banned

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    James Bond vs. Durf

    In a death match between Durf and Bond in a large empty room, who would win, if any weapons were allowed and all tactics were permitted?
     
  2. Ash Housewares

    Ash Housewares IncGamers Member

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    I hereby move that vs. threads be banned
     
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    Second!

    But if the topic will survive, then Bond.
     
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    What's with the sudden obsession and popularity of these VS threads...?
     
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    Never underestimate the power of Durf.

    Just think, if everything is his fault, he must be one bad dude :thumbsup:
     
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    Neither. They're both fictional characters :lol:
     
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    Bond is real. Like Santa.
     
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    If durf was allowed to swear he would win.
     
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    With my last breath, I blame Durf!

    The choice is obvious: Durf. Bond, the big sissy, has to update his appearance every decade or so to keep up with the times (and to stave off old age) while there can be only one Durf. Durf is eternal.
     
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    id say the big room would win.
     
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    Q and R > Durf?

    I just had the scariest thought: what if Shinnok finds out about this thread? Oh man, we're all doomed! Nah, he'll just put his Bond > all stamp on it and leave.

    To expound on what I said earlier, Durf doesn't need cool gear or random luck to achieve his goals; Bond, however, needs R (formerly needed Q but things change) and a MacGyver-like wit to survive (which he has but how many times can a spy of his caliber fall for the most obvious traps? Sure, he always escapes, but that gets tiresome).
     
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    I would win, because I've never been in a movie produced by someone called "Broccoli."
     
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    Bruce Lee or a Gorilla?

    (wow, I beat Jonesy to it)
     
  14. Lord_Shinnok

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    ahem


    *cough*







































    BOND PWNS ALL SUCKERSS!!!1!1!!11111
     
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    Their love-child would win all.
     
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    Bond would win . . . but in the end we ALL lose. :(
     
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    That's because versus threads somehow evoke the most creative thoughts.
     
  18. Ash Housewares

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    maybe the most nerdy and inane ones

    COME ON!! STOP MAKING THEM WHAT THE HELL???

    you want creativity?

    poop pwnz all, poop will knock the poop out of durf and then we'll have a fair fight

    POOP
     
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    O.K...

    James Bond and Indiana Jones versus Al Quada.
     
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    Daniel Craig has big muscles. Does that change any of your answers?
     
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