Is it possible to kill effectively with chopsticks

Dirty_Zulu

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Is it possible to kill effectively with chopsticks

I was watching this movie where this girl was eating at a restaurant and two bad guys comes over. She took the chopsticks and killed the bad guys.

So now my friend is telling me it's totally possible to whip out some David Carridine kung fu and kill people with chopsticks. The movies we see of kungfu masters killing people with chopsticks is not exagerated.


Btw, does anyone have experience with animal kung fu stuffs? Like tiger palm, the crane kick, flying monkey, praying mantis, etc, etc... I think it's goofy and really just for shows. You can't really hurt someone by acting like a mantis.
 

publius

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Sure, it is possible to kill people with chopsticks. The question is whether or not it would be the most effective way. I'd rather, for example, have a baseball bat if I knew I were going into a fight.
 

Mecal

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its, possible, but only in two places i can think of:
eyes
throat

if you hit them in the throat (stab) then they wont be able to breath for a second or so, giving you time to do whatever you want.
and they eye can damange the frontal lobes of the brain, and render them blind in that eye.

but uh... its unlikely.
 

LunarSolaris

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If you were good enough and/or lucky enough to stab someone in the right place with them, then yes... you could easily kill someone with chop sticks. I'd imagine the neck area near the artery or windpipe would be the most effective area... not that I would know from personal experience. :whistle:
 

nrabbit

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totally possible. you can stick them in someone's neck. if you hit hard enough you can kill him from the first hit
 
Sure its possible, you can kill someone with almost anything.

If I knocked you down and forced your mouth open I could gouge your throat pretty badly causing you to bleed.

I could try sticking them up your nose really hard to go for the bone.

Or I could stick them in the corner of you eye, not actually going through your eye, but around it. That would probably do you in.


Of course these have to be nice strong chop sticks, not the crappy cheapo ones you get from like China King Buffet.
 

Amra

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It's easily done but I am not going to elaborate here. (We've been down this road before. ;) )
 

Dirty_Zulu

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Steve_Kow said:
The real question is: Is it possible to effectively kill flies with chopsticks?
A true master would catch them without hurting them. Then put them on the sushi and eat them.
 

James the Best

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Dirty_Zulu said:
A true master would catch them without hurting them. Then put them on the sushi and eat them.
Why would you want to eat flies you sicko!!

But I think they could work good for hurting someone, just get them sharp.
 

nrabbit

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James the Best said:
Why would you want to eat flies you sicko!!

But I think they could work good for hurting someone, just get them sharp.
they don't need to be sharp. with enough velocity someone could stab you in the neck and hang you on the wall
 

James the Best

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nrabbit said:
they don't need to be sharp. with enough velocity someone could stab you in the neck and hang you on the wall
But what if you don't do it hard enough and it breaks on their neck but doesn't kill them? And what if it was Arnold Schwaggenar or whatever his last name is and he hurt you big time?
 

nrabbit

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the neck isn't hard enough to break the chopsticks, the chopsticks are thick and if they are made of wood-perfect
 

Keldaris

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Steve_Kow said:
The real question is: Is it possible to effectively kill flies with chopsticks?
with practice, I would imagine so .........i used to kill em with an air rifle.
 

Keldaris

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kryo said:
Probably by catching them and stuffing them in down the barrel before firing...

nope, just nailed them with compressed air. it was worms that we loaded in the barrel....
 

nrabbit

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a very nice example of how to kill with chopsticks can be seen in "The kiss of the dragon" with Jet Lee. man he stabs one guy in the neck with two chopsticks. looked so cool :cheesy:
 
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