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Discussion in 'Single Player Forum' started by hardcore bob, Jun 3, 2005.

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  1. hardcore bob

    hardcore bob Banned

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    Village Idiot has returned! (Message inside)

    See my post below.

    - Kremtok


    Hello i'm new to this forum and i'm hoping I get a warm welcome, my name is Hardcore Bob (thats my nickname anyways) and I am 14 almost 15 years old now. I have gotten really bored of the constant rushing and duped items of multiplayer so I am now in single player. I have been for the past 2 months actually, I have started creating my septavirate (as you can tell by my name i love playing hardcore for the thrill/challenge) I have been lurking for the past 2 months on and off to check out whats up with the forum. I have seen some cool tournaments that I hope to be joining soon... and I have seen Matriarch threads and stuff so I am introducing my guardian (1/7 for my septavirate)

    Introducing Guardian PvM-MOSorceress... (long story how I got the name)

    Level 85
    Sub-Class - MeteOrb Sorceress
    Experience 1050299747/1145236814
    Strength 65 (w/o items)
    Dexterity 199 (w/o items)
    Vitality 216 (w/o items)
    Energy 35 (w/o items)
    Life Base 783 Max 638
    Mana Base 422 Max 364
    Stamina Base 406 Max 364
    Total Gold - 2021333
    Resistances in Norm 75/75/75/75
    Resistances in NM 75/75/75/75
    Resistances in Hell 57/45/75/45
    Skill Levels (w/o items)
    Fireball 15
    Meteor 20
    Fire Mastery 20
    Frozen Orb 20
    Cold Mastery 6
    Other 1
    Skill Damage
    Fireball 3066 - 3443
    Meteor 8687 - 9112
    Frozen Orb 384 - 403

    Equipment (untwinked cept for occy which my kind friend gave :))
    The Oculus (swirling crystal)
    Arch-Angels Coronet (+2 to sorcy skills)
    Skin of Vipermagi (serpentskin armor)
    Mosers Blesses Circle (round shield soc +2 p diamonds)
    Bone Chain (crafted vampirefang belt)
    Silk Weave (mesh boots)
    Frost Burn (gauntlets)
    Chaos Band (crafted ring)
    Manald Heal (i know its sad)
    Tal Rashas Adjudication (pwnage)

    Well im very proud of my character, and I will be starting the next one very soon. Its probably going to be a Concentrate barb or a fishymancer :D Or i might delay and enter one of the tournys

    http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/l4nc4l0t/PvM-MOSorceress.jpg
     
  2. FodderCannoned

    FodderCannoned IncGamers Member

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    Welcome to the forum, and good decision leaving battlenet for the SPF :D
     
  3. GooberGrape

    GooberGrape IncGamers Member

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    welcome welcome welcome...

    conga conga conga...

    everybody!


    -GG
     
  4. Kremtok

    Kremtok IncGamers Member

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    It seems our village idiot has returned! Everyone say hello to harcore bob -- also known as TheUltimateBarbarian!

    What should we do with this guy? Most creative answer gets a special prize from me.
     
  5. steelsixtyIV

    steelsixtyIV IncGamers Member

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    Hello and welcome to the SPF!

    edit: Hey TUB is back! Thanks for the alert Krem, I think we should give him his own sticky thread with all his names and posts :lol:
     
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    cryist IncGamers Member

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    In the old days when the village Idot Pissed off the king he was either sent to the galliows, or hung.. Hint Hint...
     
  7. Johney

    Johney IncGamers Member

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    You could always feed him to the squid. (which is the obvious SPF thing to do)
     
  8. Asmodeous

    Asmodeous IncGamers Member

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    well, he says he is new to this forum and that he wants a warm welcome.

    How about I break out my quad rotary barrel hell fire powered flame throwers?

    Go on, let me! I haven't toasted a mortal soul all day! :whistle:
     
  9. hardcore bob

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    Ok guys sorry for the lie... but please let me back to the forum I cannot get enough of it! Lol I just love Diablo so much

    Oh yeah and Ive changed alot... no more Lv 99 IK Barbs, Im going hardcore all the way :p By the way the lv 99 IK Barb is a very long story... go ahead laugh, it was a very stupid thing to do.

    Cant you guys just give me a chance? I know im not allowed creating multiple accounts but c'mon im not gonna do anything to anybody. And to be safe... Im not gonna trade or do giveaways because maybe you don't want me too. If you do specific posts on your MP games then I wont join either. All I want is a friendly environment with the people I used to know, the people who enjoy the game that puts us here today... in our rooms :p
     
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    welcome (back) !! ;)
     
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    Serdash IncGamers Member

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    OMG!

    TUBBY!

    AH MISS J00!1

    OMGOMGOMGOGMOGMG

    *humps leg vigorously*

    j00 r m4h f4v0rit3 d00d

    *continues humping leg*






















    (Where's my special prize, Krem?)
     
  12. Gouda

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    What shall we do with the returned Tubby
    What shall we do with the returned Tubby

    What shall we do with the returned Tubby early in the morning!


    Oh well, let him stay and entertain us again for a few days. I am sure he'll stick his foot in his mouth someday sooner than later.

    Gouda
     
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    hardcore bob Banned

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    I take that as a yes I can stay? :p
     
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    Wonko the Sane IncGamers Member

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    Well now, that's easy. All we've got to do is put him in a dead-end hallway, directly opposite the Kool-Aid Man. Tell the Kool-Aid Man "There are thirsty children on the other side of that wall!" whilst pointing at the wall behind TUB. Problem solved. :uhhuh:



    Alternatively, if you wanna be truly cruel about it, we could freeze various small pieces of him inside blocks of ice and build an igloo out of him.
     
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    shermo IncGamers Member

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    long time no see!

    What is it now? 5 banned accounts?

    Can we get the TUB threads sitckied? There are a lot of new people around here who haven't had the pleasure of reading them
     
  16. Sir Lanksalot

    Sir Lanksalot IncGamers Member

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    I agree, i know i sure as hell wanna know what all the fuss is about.
    I reckon you should give the guy a (6th?) chance, its gonna be quite amusing by the sounds of it.
     
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    frosty IncGamers Member

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    A public execution followed by the burning of the remains and scattering of the ashes to the seas seem better............

    Putting his threads together in a thread as a model of what not to do to seriously annoy a lot of people should be interesting.
     
  18. maxgerin

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    Guys, let's give this guy another chance... to make us laugh our ass off... :lol:

    This is one of the most amusing threads I've seen in my stay here. Actually, this is the MOST non-sensical and utterly amusing thread for me. And for that, I give this guy all the credit and another chance to entertain us.

    READ THIS THREAD and I promise you'll be laughing for one reason or another! ;)

    --maxgerin
     
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    Immortal_Slayer IncGamers Member

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    TUB IS MY IDOL~~~ JUST LIKE WILLIAM HUANG!!!!!


    -Slayer
     
  20. SeDnA

    SeDnA IncGamers Member

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    Way before my time. Oh I read the thread. All I say say is... :rolleyes:
     
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