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If you were an item...
I got an idea when reading a post by Dredd. He made the item "Conan", and I thought: Hey, what kind of item and with which stats would I be?
And what about you other folks?
Fearox
Bloodlord skull
Defense: 400
Required level: 65
Required strength: 106
Durability: 20
Chance to block: 20%
(Necromancer only)
+27 to lazyness and no life skills
-25 faster run/walk
67% chance to stay up playing when in need of sleep
1% chance of ever finding Death's web
-120% chance of finding high runes
85% chance to play Diablo II: LoD instead of doing something useful
-666% chance of helping people using words "noob" and "ownz"
0,1% chance of entering public games
I got an idea when reading a post by Dredd. He made the item "Conan", and I thought: Hey, what kind of item and with which stats would I be?
And what about you other folks?
Fearox
Bloodlord skull
Defense: 400
Required level: 65
Required strength: 106
Durability: 20
Chance to block: 20%
(Necromancer only)
+27 to lazyness and no life skills
-25 faster run/walk
67% chance to stay up playing when in need of sleep
1% chance of ever finding Death's web
-120% chance of finding high runes
85% chance to play Diablo II: LoD instead of doing something useful
-666% chance of helping people using words "noob" and "ownz"
0,1% chance of entering public games