If you were an item...

[Ash Housewares]

Hehe, Ash`s Boomstick is a dobbelbarrel shotgun able to fire 3 shots without a reload! :lol:

Im guessing you saw Army of Darkness? ^^

I'm named after the fargin movie!!!! :rant:

nice guess!! :grrr:

 

[zaanpenguin]

Helpdesker's Keyboard of Smiting

+3 to all Technical Skills (Support Staff Only)
+75% to Stupid Question Resistance
-25% to Caffeïne Addiction Resistance
1% per clvl chance of Casting Smite Luser if struck
+25% Chance of Open Wounds
+25% Chance of Critical Strike
Socketed (86-104) (Varies)

 

[ULTIMATER]

I'm named after the fargin movie!!!! :rant:

nice guess!! :grrr:

Yo, cool down, Ash Housewares is in Evil Dead to. MAYBE you just saw the Evil Dead flicks.

 

[Dredd]

This baby is godly!


Dredd's Dreddful Diadem
Diadem
Defense: 150-260
Required level: 76
Durability: 50

+30 to lazyness and no life skills
+50% chance to dump cigar ashes and coffee on keyboard
+25% chance of spamming "ne1 have IK ammy 4 trade???" in public games
+50% chance of receiving Hel rune from Hellforge
+100% chance to teleport in the wrong direction during baal runs
+150% chance to hit wrong hotkey and die embarrassing death
+100% chance to lag at the worst possible moment
+1000% chance to find Ash Housewares is not online every single day

Ash's Boomstick
+80%chance to cast typo on striking
+20%chance to cast report when struck
+15 Star Trek Quotes
+20 Family Guy Quotes
100%chance to cast "LAG OMG!!" when you die

So that's why every time I fire it, it screams:

KHAAAAAAAAAN!

I thought it was just busted or something. :lol:

 

[Yavanna]

The Yavandalizer
Hmmm, let's make it a ring.

+100 to Weird Card Games
+50% Damage vs. Tacos
+75% Attack Rating vs. Tacos
+100% Damage vs. Cheese Pizza
+150% Attack Rating vs. Cheese Pizza
+45 Crude Joke Absorb
+15 to Multilingual Invective
+3 to SoBe
Level 10 Aura of Insolence when equipped
40% Faster Download Speed
50% Chance to cast Level 20 Berserk when annoyed
-100 to Stamina
-40% to Physical Stature