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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by raffster, Mar 17, 2005.

  1. raffster

    raffster IncGamers Member

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    If you were an alien how would you like to look like?

    Just saw the trailer of the upcoming summer movie blockbuster "War of the Worlds" and was really upset that they didn't show how the invaders looked like. Anyway, I decided to channel my "upsetness" to the OTF and asked you guys instead how you would want to look like if you were an alien.

    You can post pic links if you want to, but a brief and sharp description will do just fine.

    I'll start: I wanna have two heads, three eyes per head (one eye like the 3rd eye), four arms, four legs, at least 10 feet tall, 1000 pounds, very muscular and very endowed (sexually). With my four legs I want to be able to run up to 60 miles per hour. With four arms and two heads I could type on the OTF while playing a PC game at the same time.

    Time to get creative!!!
     
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    {KOW}Spazed Banned

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    You are the most sex crazed man I have ever seen.



    Secondly, I would just want to be taller and just for the fun of it have an 8 pack instead of a six pack.
     
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    I have raffster beat.

    I'd have seven penises (penisi - is there a plural?) on a long, ropelike appendage at least 10 feet long (more room for the ladies).

    A special stomach for the assimilation of beer as well as the three extra hands to hold the necessary longnecks.

    X-ray eyes and a perfectly working gaydar.

    Top it off with acid for blood, powerful aphrodesiacs for saliva, pheremone emmiters that only attract hot, rich, single nymphomaniac women who own truck dealerships, and the ability to breath underwater. Underwater nookie is the best!
     
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    Changelings

    Shape-shifting aliens are the best...I can be anyone or anything I want. Plus, they make great spies (you don't know what or who they may be).
     
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    {KOW}Spazed Banned

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    Cactus(where I assume you are basing your grammar rule) and penis have A)Different endings B) Have different root languages.


    Why the plural form of penis is so often confused I don't know.
     
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    Should we be worried that he knows too much about multiple penises together???
     
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    {KOW}Spazed Banned

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    I'm just a picky ex-Latin student whose teacher also taught Greek, Italian, French, Spanish, and Russian. He knew six languages already and is now learning Mandrin and Japanese.


    There is something wrong with his brain, he absorbs languages too easy.
     
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    raffster IncGamers Member

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    And I thought I was deeply affected by watching too much Hentai. Freemason IS sex crazed personified.
     
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    Geeno IncGamers Member

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    No you just need a girlfriend or a benzo.
     
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    It'd drive my wife nuts but somehow she likes it :clap:
     
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    raffster IncGamers Member

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    Aye. I miss those days when my wife was still my girlfriend. I'm an atheist now so maybe I could have two wives? (joke joke joke)
     
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    To B5 or not B5

    Babylon 5 fan, Freemason? As I recall, the Centauri had multiple prehensile reproductive organs of that nature (Londo used them to cheat at cards).
     
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    Nope, not a fan. Never even seen it. I'm just a sick twisted freak that has a deal worked out with Austin Powers. I lend him some extra libido and he lends me some extra mojo. The world is doomed!
     
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    What do you me "if" i were an alien?
     
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    perhaps not everyone is an expert on penis
     
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    That's it. Imma getting and putting on my "Men in Black" outfit + weapons. Prepare to die, Martian!
     
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    you mean you dont have that already? :confused:

    you dont know what you're missing...
     
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    Ah, do not misunderestimate me and the others of my kind that use that word. We look down upon the puny martians and their silly anal probing.

    At this point I am tempted to make a silly Uranus joke, but it would not be fully appreciated by you and the other humans.
     
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    Being a pure energy matrix without specific form would suit me just fine.

    Throw in the ability to manipulate and inhabit matter at will, near-immortality and oh, I dunno, maybe a bag of almond M&M's, and you've got a deal.
     
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    Mixed, reading your posts are quite enlightening so I had to meditate after I read yours.

    I change what I'd like to look like if I were an alien: I want to be just a big lump of brain (multiply the current human brain by a hundred times) with a big penis and two big basketball size balls connected to it [brain]. Now that's a scary looking alien!
     

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