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If you had a bionic finger, what would you put on it? ifra

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  1. jackthelad

    jackthelad IncGamers Member

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    If you had a bionic finger, what would you put on it?

    So I was looking for a pen today, & was thinking how useful it would be if I could just pop the tip off one of my fingers to reveal a biro. V handy, never need a pen again. Would have to have some kind of complex machinery in order to turn my blood into ink thats not red, but still, thats a problem for professor Frink & his nerdy science buddies. Pen finger ftw!

    Btw, no 'extendable appendages' for impressing the lay-deez, this is a family forum! :wink:
     
  2. MinasMorgul

    MinasMorgul IncGamers Member

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    Spoil Sport!
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    Out of what i need the most, it would have to be my mail key, everyone here keeps losing the darn thing. nothing special or creative. its retractible though, no popping the top off of anything.
     
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    Amra IncGamers Member

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    I'd install a little laser beam. That way when I have slow/annoying drivers in my way on my commute, I could fire it to slowly give them a flat tire thus forcing them out of my way.



    /me is ignoring the safety concerns and would never actually do that
     
  4. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

    Sir EvilFreeSmeg Banned

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    OK I won't say I'd want an extendable appendage.
     
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    TonoTheHero IncGamers Member

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    Vibrating? :grin:
    Water massage? :grin:

    etc. :jig:
     
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    i'd probably make it a lighter. I always lose mine.
     
  7. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

    Sir EvilFreeSmeg Banned

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    I'd like a finger that has the same holding capacity and adaptability as Bender's chest. And it must not be extendable. Nope. The ladies wouldn't want an extending appendage that can do amazing things. So I DONT want that. Nope. Nada.







































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    Merick IncGamers Member

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    Biro?
    Anyway, one of these keys you can use to open locks if you tap it with a mallet would be nice. Or maybe a camera. I think a pen would be really hard to use.
     
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    Isolde212 Banned

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    I was thinking vibration and water massage too.....hmmm....
     
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    you are so missing Anni aren't you?
     
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    Evrae Altana IncGamers Member

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    I'd want a laser pointer, so when I use my bionic finger to point to something, people can look at the light and actually see what the hell I'm pointing at.
     
  12. jackthelad

    jackthelad IncGamers Member

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    Fine FINE! I tried.

    Yes, I too would have an extendable 12" pianist given the choice.

    But how would that help me to attract the lay-deez? They'd be too busy being grossed out by my missing finger & weird future technology cybernetic enhancements! Plus it would be rather thin, unless it was inflatable in some way. :shocked:

    *Nightmare-ish visions of T2 style deaths*
     
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    Dondrei IncGamers Member

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    I'd rather just keep my actual fingers and use my amazing opposable thumbs to operate whatever kind of gadget I want.

    Kiss my arse, Mega Man.
     
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    Lol at Evrae Altana's post. I really need that type of thing here in Utah :D
     
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    Frickin' laser beams people!
     
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    i'd have a drill... No, I have no idea how I'd manage the necessary torque for that...

    So barring that, uhhhh...? Maybe I'd take a blood spraying device. 3 liters or whatever of blood will deter a lot of people...

    but I seriously like the idea of spraying various stuff (ketchup, bbq sauce, mustard...)
     

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