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If you ever woke up in a parallel universe, what would you like to wake up to?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by raffster, Sep 13, 2006.

  1. Dondrei

    Dondrei Diabloii.Net Member

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    I'd be scared of doing anything to the government, personally. Anything you change seems as likely to make it worse as better.

    On the other hand, if I woke up as the Immortal Emporer of Earth, well then I could really get things done.
     
  2. MadMachine

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    I'm just going to point it out this time.

    I'd fear a world like that, by the way.
     
  3. Dondrei

    Dondrei Diabloii.Net Member

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    Ugh, late at night.
     
  4. MadMachine

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    Excuses, excuses.
     
  5. Dondrei

    Dondrei Diabloii.Net Member

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    I mean, my dog ate my vocabulary.
     
  6. MadMachine

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    Stay after class and write: "I will never be the Immortal Emperor of Earth with such atrocious spelling" 500 times.
     
  7. Dondrei

    Dondrei Diabloii.Net Member

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    *Grabs the five-chalk holder*

    Who says TV teaches us nothing?
     
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    What are you on about? What I wrote I would like to wake up to I did for personal and selfish reasons only. :p
     
  9. Raft Boy

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    Just remember Hats, that 10 years ago I was only 18. :wink:
     
  10. MadMachine

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    A 100 times is still enough punishment for you, Mr. Un-Grammar Nazi.
     
  11. Dondrei

    Dondrei Diabloii.Net Member

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    *Connects a five-chalk holder to each slot of a five-chalk holder*
     
  12. ZZimER

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    I'd like to wake up next to my wife christina aguilara...then go on over to my gf christina applegates house...
     
  13. MadMachine

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    I hardly think your spindly little math geek arms are strong enough to many that much weight.
     
  14. Talga Vasternich

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    But why would he have a 5-chalk holder in the first place?
     
  15. MadMachine

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    EDIT: I meant to write 'handle that much weight'.

    @Talga: I try not to think where he gets half the stuff he does. It's easier on my psyche this way.
     
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    Few things I'd like to see in that parallel universe -
    -Having an actual relationship, finally, with someone who I can relate to and who understands me for who I am;
    -Not having had that first experience bf who....well I won't post that here but think of the worst and you're not even close to there;
    -Having my grandparents alive. I need them but they died when I was still a child and not the person I am now;
    -That my father would be able to express his feelings in general, so that in my past I could have known how much he loves me....and that my mother hadn't turned bitter when we were young.
     
  17. Dondrei

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    Bionic arms, duh.

    Six of them no less.
     

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