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If you could be an inanimate object

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  1. UserMathias

    UserMathias IncGamers Member

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    If you could be an inanimate object

    ...what would you be?

    You'd still have the same human senses, feelings, and thoughts, and even opinions. (Don't ask how that works.)
     
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    Lord_Shinnok IncGamers Member

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    how does that work?




    i would be air and if people didn't agree with my opinions i would suck myself out of them. Mwahahahahaha!!!!
     
  3. KnightFall

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    Angelina Jolie's bike seat...

    Edit : You did know this thread was going to decend into pure filth didn't you... ;)

    KnightFall
     
  4. Anakha1

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    Knightfall, you and I think alike. I saw the thread title and immediately thought:

    ...Angelina Jolie's bra.
     
  5. Damnatorius

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    if I still had my senses.....prolly some sort of sex toy (one for women....not men please, that would be on the other side of the spectrum)
     
  6. KnightFall

    KnightFall IncGamers Member

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    Hehe! Anything which comes into contact with her would do...

    Her bathroom mirror wouldn't be too bad either...

    *starts day-dreaming...*

    KnightFall
     
  7. Killing Frenzy

    Killing Frenzy IncGamers Member

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    A computer. Then I could download pr0n directly into my brain.
     
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    I would be a martini glass at a nice cocktail lounge.
     
  9. DrunkCajun

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    Keira Knightly's shower towel.
     
  10. Carnage-DVS

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    Angelina's personal man whore sex robot.Hey it's inanimate!

    Failing that, her vibrator.
     
  11. ZeppelinAngel

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    toilet paper, perhaps

    at least it'd be interesting, no?
     
  12. Lord_Shinnok

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    not sure if interesting is the word i would use...


    anyway, my air one still rocks since i will get be all over anyone i want anytime i want.
     
  13. cotton

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    Isn't that Brad Pit now? I think I might choose to be a paint brush that was used for the SI swimsuit issue painted girl shoot. Either that or a yo-yo. I'll bet it would be fun to be a yo-yo.
     
  14. Luckymofo

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    I would be money in all it's forms including gold and silver and credits.
     
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    My ex.

    You did say inanimate, right?
     
  16. Merick

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    A computer would definitely have the most oppotunity for stimulation. Being say, a pair of scissors would be quite boring, you'd be looking at the inside of a drawer almost your entire life. Being a computer, you could presumably access the internet.
     
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    A woman's shoe!

    OW-Right, giggidy giggidy giggidy
     
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    ba-ZING!

    :D
     
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    I would like to be a robot named George. What else could I possibly have said?
     
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    I'm surprised some of our local Republicans haven't come in here and said they'd like to be Terri Schiavo! They sure seem convinced she's havin a grand ole time in life!

    *groans*

    Okay, that was insensitive and despicable. Sue me.
     

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