If you could be a d2 chracter...

[Asylla]

I would be an assassin, so I could clone myself and have sweet lesbian sex with my clone.

At least your honest. :thumbsup:

I'd try a Necro just for all the curses.

 

[Glovebait]

Pally all the way..way cool auras...and zeal! Ultra fast bi*chslap

 

[Subpoena]

Everyone seems to be so interested in laying the smack down on others. Me, I'd be a sorc just for telekenesis . . . casinos anyone? If anyone suspected my winning edge, I'd teleport out after leaving a chilly group of people from my shield but otherwise unharmed doe to the mana shield.:bow:

 

[Meosha]

Baal. Why? Because anything I did would be risk-free. Even if someone tried to harm me in some way, they would only kill my subordinates. By the time they actually met me, they would only say "ng" and vanish from this world.

Actually, I'd have to go with the Assassins, since they seem to possess mind control/ (Mind Blast) There's all sorts of things I could do with mind control...

 

[uberjolt]

assassin for sure. Imagine a line at the bank, instead of waiting 500 FREAKING HOURS for hte line to go down, just drop about 17 lightning sentries and mow down everyone in a horrible, horrible fashion. Also, you'd be the best pickpocket anywhere. ownage.

 

[ThereIsNoSpoon]

I would be an assassin, so I could clone myself and have sweet lesbian sex with my clone.

Chicks with 3 feet long steel claws and killer attitude making out....hmmmm i'd like to watch that though i'm not sure how sweet that would be

 

[Starseed]

I'd be a werebear druid just to

A) maul annoying customers at work.

B) walk up to muscleheads, kick them in the back while in human form then smile and wait for the fun to start.

 

[Aladdin_IV]

Try as I might, I am strongly attracted to the Amazon. I blame Newton's law of gravity.

/dodges the rotten tomatoes

 

[KraggTheogrim]

I must say I’m surprised I haven't seen anyone say Cain yet. Who wouldn't want to hang out all day and night by the fire incessantly prattling on about how knowledgeable you are on absolutely every subject.

Stay A While and Listen

 

[Ash Housewares]

back in my newb classic days cain crashed me in act4 and I had to kill mephisto over again

I've hated cain ever since

 

[MammaMu]

Hmm, maybe I'd like to be a javazon and be a menace to the meatproducing farmers in my county...

...or maybe a Hammerdin to make myself a buck in the carpentry market...

...or why not a Singer barb, stunning people with my voi..no wait, Michael Bolton and the Top40 fake r'n'b and boyband crew got that one covered :grrr:

What I WOULDN'T wanna be is a horking barb.. :cheesy: