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If there was one part of your body you could shrink or enlarge, what would it be?

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  1. raffster

    raffster Diabloii.Net Member

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    If there was one part of your body you could shrink or enlarge, what would it be?

    My wife always tells me that I have big head (more of the one on top, not the one in the bottom). So anyway I decided to post this thread to let you guys know that if I could shrink or enlarge something in body, I want to shrink my head about 25-30%. Gah. I feel like an alien everytime she says I have a big head.
     
  2. Omikron8

    Omikron8 Diabloii.Net Member

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    *Looks at thread title*

    *realizes that most of the forum users are male*

    i think i know where this is going.........
     
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    dirkdig Diabloii.Net Member

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    I'm already large (hence dirkdig), but I wish I could be even larger. Maybe even largest.


    Either that, or have huuuuge biceps like popeye.
     
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    I'd like to gain 20 or 30 pounds actually.
     
  5. {KOW}Spazed

    {KOW}Spazed Banned

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    Popeye had small biceps, huge forearms.




    I would want my left nipple to be smaller. It sounds weird, but I was stung by a bee a few years ago and now it is kinda big. Like the diameter is the same but the actual nipple is bigger than my right by a small bit.

    I can use my God-given equipment just fine, so I don't want anything below the waist changed.
     
  6. raffster

    raffster Diabloii.Net Member

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    This sent me to the floor laughing. That was so freagin funny! If I start passing gas on my wife tonight I'm blaming you KOW.
     
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    {KOW}Spazed Banned

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    Umm, you're welcome?

    Anyone else lost?
     
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    Maybe he likes to fart when he laughs?
     
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    if you do be sure to pull to blankets up over her head, giggle like a schoolgirl and only let her out after she stops kicking and just before she starts twitching and turning blue in the face
     
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    Ev_ Diabloii.Net Member

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    I'm a skinny guy, so I'd probably bump myself up a waist size or two.
     
  11. Omikron8

    Omikron8 Diabloii.Net Member

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    How about farting when doing jumping jacks?

    Yes i am screwed up
     
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    raffster Diabloii.Net Member

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    I'm gonna stop reading for now or else I'm passing gas the whole night.
     
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    TurbulentTurtle Diabloii.Net Member

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    Maybe Raffster passes gas after having read stupid and pointless comments... The human body is a weird thing.
     
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    I would just like to shrink in general. I would start with my boobs. Not because they are huge or anything....but because they get in the way. I have tried shirt/jackets on before and they will fit everywhere except across the chest area. I either have to buy a size that is larger (which will be big everywhere else) or wear it unbuttoned with another shirt underneath.
    I would also like to upsize my head. Anakha makes fun of my small head all the time. Makes me feel out of proportion to the rest of my body.
     
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    i would probably like to gain about 20-30 lbs (mostly muscle and most in my thighs). Im pretty skiny and i work out about 14-17 hours a week but i just cant seem togain weight. must be my asian genetics. At least i look reallly toned lol
     
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    larger upperbody strength

    leg press freshmen year= 400
    bench= 90

    way too powerful lowerbody
     
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    I'd like to enlarge my brain. :D
    Not that I'm using it to the full capacity yet, but just in case it helps.

    If I could have another pick I would probably have smaller hands. I'm quite skinny and my hands look stupid to me, big balls of flesh hanging on thin sticks.
    Smaller head would be cool too although I might be mistaken for someone else then.
     
  18. SquareRootOfBob

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    Eh, same here.

    Leg press: 500
    Bench press: 110

    I wouldn't need to have it magically happen, though. I could increase my upper body strength if I felt like it. :\
     
  19. CyberHawk

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    I wish I could keep my full 6 pack. I can keep the 4 and the ones on the side of my abdomen without even working out. But to keep the bottom 2 I would have to cruch everyday...and the hell with that. So ya, give me the bottom 2 for free please.
     
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    Well, under my current diet my 6 pack slowly deteriorated into a 12er, then a full case, and now it's hovering somewhere around a mini-keg. Let's reverse that process, shall we?
     

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