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If there was Diablo movie, who would be the cast?

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  1. tsangd

    tsangd IncGamers Member

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    If there was Diablo movie, who would be the cast?

    If there was a Diablo movie, who would be the ideal actors/actresses for each of the seven classes?

    This is what i think:

    Amazon = blonde Angelina Jolie ?
    Assassin = Jennifer Garner (afterall, she was Elektra)
    Barbarian = Brock Lesnar (former Minnesota Viking and WWE wrestler)
    Druid = no clue
    Necromancer = Christopher Walken (guy from "Click") or Ian McKellen (Magneto)
    Paladin = Denzel lol
    Sorceress = Kristin Kreuk (smallville chick)

    What are your opinions?
     
  2. k/t

    k/t Banned

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    Unknowns ftw.
     
  3. Deetox

    Deetox IncGamers Member

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    Matt Daaamon for the Druid. :grin:
     
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    ffejrxx IncGamers Member

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    Decard Cain would have to be done by Sean Connery
     
  5. Thyiad

    Thyiad Moderator Single Player, D2 Assassin, Barbarian

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    Connery would make his own way out of the cage.

    Amazon = Jerri Ryan
    Assassin = Winona Ryder
    Barbarian = Anyone built like a brick ... toilet
    Necromancer = Christopher Walken or Peter Woodwood
    Paladin = I am struggling here
    Sorceress = Claudia Black

    Decard - Bruce Willis
    Akara - Ann Margret
     
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    k/t Banned

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    Why should she ruin only one movie?


    Gheed = Jerry Springer
    Tyrael = Ice Cube - colourblind casting
    Akara = Elizabeth Taylor
    Warriv = Tom Cruise - cause he's short
    Deckard Cain = Bob Barker
    Ormus = Patrick Stewart

    Paladin = Chris Tucker - he follows the others around making wisecracks
    Sorceress = Nia Vardalos - lights cigarettes with her fingers
    Barbarian = Arnold Schwarzenegger - has to pull the Adventuremobile from a lava pit in the River of Flame
    Necromancer = Richard Dean Anderson
    Amazon = Pamela Anderson/Ru Paul
    Assassin = Calista Flockhart
    Druid = Darrell Hammond

    Diablo = voiced by Mike Myers
    Mephisto = voiced by Jim Carrey
    Baal = voiced by James Earl Jones

    Dirk Diggler = As himself
     
  7. nickedoff

    nickedoff IncGamers Member

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    Oprah is truly the only candidate for Andariel.
     
  8. Zeek

    Zeek IncGamers Member

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    I'd like to see Liam Neeson for the druid.
     
  9. diablo loves donutz

    diablo loves donutz IncGamers Member

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    OMG how have you guys not found the most perfect paladin. Ok I guess I'll fix everything.

    "I'M GUNNA CAST THESE MUTHA******* HAMMERS IN YO MUTHA*******FACE YOU MUTHA******!!!"

    Samuel Jackson for life...


    Come on guys...you all know he would make the best paladin.

    @k/t Yea James Earl Jones is perfect for baal.
     
  10. ffejrxx

    ffejrxx IncGamers Member

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    i think Oprah would make a better durial
    you'd need a taller more muscular actress for andy
     
  11. Fluffballer

    Fluffballer IncGamers Member

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    :shocked:

    In your version of D2, Tristram never falls because Decard "Yippie-Kiya-**********er"s Diablo.
     
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    Merick IncGamers Member

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    I am soooo jealous that I didn't think up this thread.
     
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    TurfTalker IncGamers Member

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    Assassin- Kate Beckinsale DUH!
    Druid- Jim Carey
    Barbarian- Awwnold :grin:
    Amazon- I dunno... Some pornstar I guess
    Paladin- lead black guy in Amistad.. plays a slave... anyone know his name? Or Bill Cosby.
    Sorceress- Angelina Jolie
    Necro- Christopher Walken

    Diablo-nuff said
     
  14. tsangd

    tsangd IncGamers Member

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    Haha, I completely agree with these:

    zon - Jeri Ryan
    asn - winona ryder (only b/c of her short hair)
    asn - kate beckinsale (b/c shes so hot)
    baba - awnold

    and if bruce lee were diablo, the heroes would be doomed...

    i have more to add:
    Ormus = the enemy from the Mummy 1 and 2
    Malah = that really old lady who was suppose to be Kate winslet in Titanic
    Nihlathak = the main killer in Saw (face was revealed in Saw 2)
    Jamella = Whoopi Goldberg
    Fara = Tawny Kitaen
     
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    zooply IncGamers Member

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    countess = count von count from sesame street. you'd have to count the runes dropped
     
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    Why there's no nomination for Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stalliion? both good barbarians..
     
  17. ShieldWolf

    ShieldWolf IncGamers Member

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    ?

    Barbarian- it has to be Nathan Jones (The Protector, Boagrius from Troy)
    Paladin- Eric Bana ( plays Hector in Troy)
    Necromancer- Hugo Weaving ( Elrond with gray hair, and his sarcastic insightful observation from V for Vendetta)
    Druid- I agree with Liam Niesin
    Assasin- I also agree with Kate Beckinsale
    Sorceress- Roselyn Sanchez (Isabella from Rush Hour 2)
    Amazon- Uma Thurman maybe?

    Korlic- Triple H
    Mawdac- Batista
    Talic- Kevin Nash
     
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    Suiling Banned

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    Korlic- Triple H
    Mawdac- Batista
    Talic- Great Khali.

    ROFL..
     
  19. bongzilla

    bongzilla IncGamers Member

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    Paladin - Wesley Snipes, hands down
    Druid - Sean Bean haha
    Barbarian - this one is hard
    Sorceress - Penelope Cruz
    Amazon - crap
    Necromancer - Bill Mosely from House of 1000 corpses

    then there would be special guests
    you get to meet
    Bul-Katho played by Ed Norton
    and Trang-Oul played by John Malkovich

    This would be an awesome movie.
     
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    celbii IncGamers Member

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    I agree with Necromancer = Christopher Walken, because that acctualy looks like the necro from d2.
    I say steven seagul for baba.
     

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