If there was Diablo movie, who would be the cast?

tsangd

Diabloii.Net Member
If there was Diablo movie, who would be the cast?

If there was a Diablo movie, who would be the ideal actors/actresses for each of the seven classes?

This is what i think:

Amazon = blonde Angelina Jolie ?
Assassin = Jennifer Garner (afterall, she was Elektra)
Barbarian = Brock Lesnar (former Minnesota Viking and WWE wrestler)
Druid = no clue
Necromancer = Christopher Walken (guy from "Click") or Ian McKellen (Magneto)
Paladin = Denzel lol
Sorceress = Kristin Kreuk (smallville chick)

What are your opinions?
 

Thyiad

Moderator Single Player, D2 Assassin, Barbarian
ffejrxx said:
Decard Cain would have to be done by Sean Connery
Connery would make his own way out of the cage.

Amazon = Jerri Ryan
Assassin = Winona Ryder
Barbarian = Anyone built like a brick ... toilet
Necromancer = Christopher Walken or Peter Woodwood
Paladin = I am struggling here
Sorceress = Claudia Black

Decard - Bruce Willis
Akara - Ann Margret
 

k/t

Banned
tsangd said:
Assassin = Jennifer Garner (afterall, she was Elektra)
Why should she ruin only one movie?


Gheed = Jerry Springer
Tyrael = Ice Cube - colourblind casting
Akara = Elizabeth Taylor
Warriv = Tom Cruise - cause he's short
Deckard Cain = Bob Barker
Ormus = Patrick Stewart

Paladin = Chris Tucker - he follows the others around making wisecracks
Sorceress = Nia Vardalos - lights cigarettes with her fingers
Barbarian = Arnold Schwarzenegger - has to pull the Adventuremobile from a lava pit in the River of Flame
Necromancer = Richard Dean Anderson
Amazon = Pamela Anderson/Ru Paul
Assassin = Calista Flockhart
Druid = Darrell Hammond

Diablo = voiced by Mike Myers
Mephisto = voiced by Jim Carrey
Baal = voiced by James Earl Jones

Dirk Diggler = As himself
 

diablo loves donutz

Diabloii.Net Member
OMG how have you guys not found the most perfect paladin. Ok I guess I'll fix everything.

"I'M GUNNA CAST THESE MUTHA******* HAMMERS IN YO MUTHA*******FACE YOU MUTHA******!!!"

Samuel Jackson for life...


Come on guys...you all know he would make the best paladin.

@k/t Yea James Earl Jones is perfect for baal.
 

Fluffballer

Diabloii.Net Member
Thyiad said:
Connery would make his own way out of the cage.

Amazon = Jerri Ryan
Assassin = Winona Ryder
Barbarian = Anyone built like a brick ... toilet
Necromancer = Christopher Walken or Peter Woodwood
Paladin = I am struggling here
Sorceress = Claudia Black

Decard - Bruce Willis

Akara - Ann Margret
:shocked:

In your version of D2, Tristram never falls because Decard "Yippie-Kiya-**********er"s Diablo.
 

TurfTalker

Diabloii.Net Member
Assassin- Kate Beckinsale DUH!
Druid- Jim Carey
Barbarian- Awwnold :grin:
Amazon- I dunno... Some pornstar I guess
Paladin- lead black guy in Amistad.. plays a slave... anyone know his name? Or Bill Cosby.
Sorceress- Angelina Jolie
Necro- Christopher Walken

Diablo-nuff said
 

tsangd

Diabloii.Net Member
Haha, I completely agree with these:

zon - Jeri Ryan
asn - winona ryder (only b/c of her short hair)
asn - kate beckinsale (b/c shes so hot)
baba - awnold

and if bruce lee were diablo, the heroes would be doomed...

i have more to add:
Ormus = the enemy from the Mummy 1 and 2
Malah = that really old lady who was suppose to be Kate winslet in Titanic
Nihlathak = the main killer in Saw (face was revealed in Saw 2)
Jamella = Whoopi Goldberg
Fara = Tawny Kitaen
 

ShieldWolf

Diabloii.Net Member
?

Barbarian- it has to be Nathan Jones (The Protector, Boagrius from Troy)
Paladin- Eric Bana ( plays Hector in Troy)
Necromancer- Hugo Weaving ( Elrond with gray hair, and his sarcastic insightful observation from V for Vendetta)
Druid- I agree with Liam Niesin
Assasin- I also agree with Kate Beckinsale
Sorceress- Roselyn Sanchez (Isabella from Rush Hour 2)
Amazon- Uma Thurman maybe?

Korlic- Triple H
Mawdac- Batista
Talic- Kevin Nash
 

bongzilla

Diabloii.Net Member
Paladin - Wesley Snipes, hands down
Druid - Sean Bean haha
Barbarian - this one is hard
Sorceress - Penelope Cruz
Amazon - crap
Necromancer - Bill Mosely from House of 1000 corpses

then there would be special guests
you get to meet
Bul-Katho played by Ed Norton
and Trang-Oul played by John Malkovich

This would be an awesome movie.
 

celbii

Diabloii.Net Member
I agree with Necromancer = Christopher Walken, because that acctualy looks like the necro from d2.
I say steven seagul for baba.
 
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