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If Bill Gates were here

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Freet, Mar 14, 2004.

  1. Freet

    Freet IncGamers Member

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    If Bill Gates were here

    And who knows? This is an internet forum, filled with people who we only know each other by what they tell us. He could very well be one of us. *eyes Ash suspiciously*.

    Anyway, let's assume for the purpose of this discussion that he is a part of our community (probably a troll) and ask him whatever we have always wanted to know.

    It can be anything from "What is your favorite color?" to "Can you pay my way through college?". We all have read that he is generous, whether it be for tax write off purposes or just because he has a good heart, doesn't matter why. Just that he is.

    I'll start.

    Mr. Bill....Can you finance an OTF get together and pay everyones air fair, food, lodging and beer tab? Make it a 2 week stint. Come to think of it, better allow another few days for hangover recovery too. :)
     
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    Mr. Bill...why did you create the OS of '95?
     
  3. Corneo

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    Hey Billy, *****************************************************
     
  4. Jigga-Scrooge

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    can you pay for the rest of my life, including unnecesary stuff?
     
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    Wassup my homie, wanna be my wingman?
     
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    Cancel project Palladium and stop your unethical marketing strategies, please. That will be all.
    Edit: Oh, and could you please stop making drivers that cause IRQ errors? Thanks.
     
  7. Ash Housewares

    Ash Housewares IncGamers Member

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    did Freet just call me a troll?
    :hanky:

    Mr. Gates, can I have enough ammunition for the OTF get together?

    edit: oooh or a sword

    Ahhh, at last...... the Gathering...
     
  8. Good-At-Trading

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    I don't know who told you I was generous, but what the hell.

    First of all:
    -Where would you like the OTF get-to-gether?
    -Jigga I can arrange a swanky crib for you somewhere in Rino, Brazil. I've heard the crime rate there is high, but I think you can handle it.
    -Tydon if you could please define wingman I may be able to consider your offer.
    -Kawaii I am sorry if you feel Palladium and my "unethical marketing strategies" are wrong but I have billions of dollars and...you?
     
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    Drosselmeier IncGamers Member

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    Hey Bill. Do you get sad when people make fun of you or say they hate you?
     
  10. Jigga-Scrooge

    Jigga-Scrooge IncGamers Member

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    na, ill be better of on my own. thanks anyway bill.
     
  11. Good-At-Trading

    Good-At-Trading Banned

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    I've come to the conclusion that on the hole the people that don't like me are 100% jealous. Its not that they are jealous because of my billions of dollars or the fact that I am incredibly sexy. Most people are jealous because I know how to please a woman. So, No, it doesn't bother me.
     
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    I second that, and add my own. Hey Gates... *** ******* *** you **** and **** ******** **** with goats you ***, ******* ********** with three times that ethanol content!!! **** ******* and squirrel ********, ****head. If I ever see you on the street I will ******* your ******* **** with a shovel. Dork.
     
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    Good-At-Trading Banned

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    I believe that was uncalled for. I have feelings too.
     
  14. Dredd

    Dredd D3 Off Topic Moderator

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    No, but I do get irritated when people call me William.

    Oh wait ... you are asking Bill Gates.

    *Sneaks away* :creep:
     
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    One word: Linux!
     
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    Hey Bill,

    I'm still waiting for a formal apology on the virus you preinstalled on my computer. I think it was called Windows ME.

    Other than that, I appreciate you as a role model. You have taught me that the nerds do indeed run this world, and that with hard work and innovation, we can be rich enough to pay the salaries of professional athletes without batting an eyelash. Nerds pwn!
     
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    Hey Bill, can you buy off the ACC, so that Georgia Tech can be ACC champs in everything, just for one year would be fine.
     
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    How does it feel to know you made billions off of ideas you stole from others?
     
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    Uncle Bill, I think I went over all the things I wanted this afternoon while we were golfin...

    and that idea with the spider monkeys and can openers is pure genius!
     
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    Please make Office X suck less kthxbai.
     

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