If baal had a surname what would it be?


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Re: If baal had a surname what would it be?


I had to edit my first reply as I thought a mod might take issue with it =(
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Re: If baal had a surname what would it be?

Cain: Look Barbarian, if you're the hero you must know all the prime evils.

Barbarian: I certainly do.

Cain: Well, you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then i know who you're up against.

Barbarian: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give prime evils now-a-days very peculiar names.

Cain: You mean funny names?

Barbarian: Strange names, pet names...like Dia Diablo...

Cain: His brother Mephi.

Barbarian: Mephi Mephisto

Can: And their French cousin.


Cain: Goofè

Barbarian: Goofè Duriel. Well, lets see, we have on the bags. Who's Baals surname, What's Andariels, I Don't Know is Lilliths...

Cain: That's what I want to find out.

Barbarian: I say Who's Baals, What's Andariels, I Don't Know is Lilliths.

Cain: Are you the hero?

Barbarian: Yes.

Cain: Are you going to be the Patriarch too?

Barbarian: Yes.

Cain: And you don't know the fellows' names?

Barbarian: Well I should.

Cain: Well then who's Baals?

Barbarian: Yes.

Cain: I mean the fellow's name.

Barbarian: Who.

Cain: Baal.

Barbarian: Who.

Cain: The endboss.

Barbarian: Who.

Cain: The last guy you kill before the game ends...

Barbarian: Baal Who!

Cain: I'm asking YOU who's Baal.

Barbarian: That's the man's name.

Cain: That's who's name?

Barbarian: yes.

Cain: Well go ahead and tell me.

Barbarian: That's it.

Cain: That's who?

Barbarian: Yes.

... pause ...

Cain: Look, you got the last prime evil?

Barbarian: Certainly.

Cain: Who's the last prime evil?

Barbarian: That's right.

Cain: When you kill Baal every Baalrun, who's dropping the loot?

Barbarian: Every dollar of it.

Cain: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name at the end of every Baalrun.

Barbarian: Who.

Cain: The guy that gets...

Barbarian: That's it.

Cain: Who drops the loot?

Barbarian: He does, every dollar, Sometimes his Baalrunner comes down and collects it.

Cain: Whose Baalrunner?

Barbarian: Yes.

... pause ...

Barbarian: What's wrong with that?

Cain: Look, all i wanna know is when you're namelocking the last guy, what do you read on the top of your screen?

Barbarian: Who.

Cain: The guy.

Barbarian: Who.

Cain: What does it say...

Barbarian: That's what it says when i namelock him.

Cain: Who?

Barbarian: Yes.

... pause ...

I can go on but, lol


Diablo: IncGamers Member
Re: If baal had a surname what would it be?

That is a very old movie/series qoute. From the 50's me thinks.
Still fun to read though :)