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Ice Cubes...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Stompwampa, Aug 31, 2006.

  1. Stompwampa

    Stompwampa IncGamers Member

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    Ice Cubes...

    So my wife got this ice cube tray at her bachelorette party that makes ice cubes in the shape of...well...male anatomy...

    I'm in the kitchen, getting ready to mix myself a good old Jack'n'Coke, ready to hunker down at the OTF until she gets home from work.

    I reach into the freezer, pull out the ice cube tray and begin to snap a few cubes out before I realized what I was doing. Yup. ice-penises in my cup.

    Needless to say...this jack'n'coke tastes great.


    EDIT: Yes, i'm leaving myself wide open here.
     
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    Isolde212 Banned

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    So many possibilities there I don't know where to start....
     
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    * insert clever "jack" double entendre here *
     
  4. HockeyChic

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    The possibilties do boggle the mind, don't they?
     
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    1. Why does she still have it? This can only lead to something bad happening at Thanksgiving.
    2. How did you not notice when you put it in your glass?
    3. How the hell do you get cylindrical 'cubes' out of a tray. . .


    On second thought, don't answer the last one. I hope Jack is enjoying the drinking as much as you.
     
  6. Stompwampa

    Stompwampa IncGamers Member

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    1. Novelty. We've already discussed the joys of a Thanksgiving day prank. :evil:

    2. I have no excuse for this.

    3. well, they're more like a cross-section...


    The Jack has expressed it's happiness to me...which means it's time for another...
     
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    They sell penis-shaped confectionary at Sexpo every year (there are stands for some local businesses, I should find out where they are so I can get them regularly). Whenever I eat them, I think "hey wow, that fits in my mouth much better than regular lollies." Then I feel a little weird.
     
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    Stompwampa IncGamers Member

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    maybe your wife made you bat for the other team...she had to return the favor... :thumbsup:
     
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    Many women in our area have "toy" parties where you can purchase candy molds, cake molds, ice cube trays... you name it, they have it.
     
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    so i've heard. i've always wanted to observe one...just to see how these ladies act at a party like that....
     
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    They're obnoxious, just like you would expect. Every comment imaginable comes out of their mouths while inspecting the wares, and then they giggle off to a "private" room to place their orders and emerge giggling all over again.
     
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    Stompwampa IncGamers Member

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    is there a "try before you buy" policy? :wink2:
     
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    Now that would make the parties interesting. It would, of course, depend on whom had been invited though.
    However, I wouldn't want to be the one to santize the unwanted objects.....EEEEWWWWW!
     
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    well if you tell them they're already sanitized, but never actually do it, you avoid the problem right there
     
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    Oh that's just nasty, wrong and nasty. Go soap your mouth!!!
     
  16. Stompwampa

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    oh, its not that bad....

    no, wait, yea it is. :evil:
     
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    If you did not agree I would have to insist you put the booze away.
    I'm still shuddering at the thought.
     
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    But I can't put the booze away! I have penis-shaped ice cubes! It doesn't get much better than that! (* is glad swirlyrobe is gone...*)
     
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    You haven't seen HBO's Real Sex have you? They did a bit on a woman that gives lessons in oral sex. She sanitized the toys in her dishwasher.
     
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    They did that in an episode of CSI too...crime scene at a sex party...Grissam looks in the dishwaser to find it loaded...with...phallic objects...
     

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