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I want a tank.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by HimuraKenshin92, Feb 29, 2004.

  1. HimuraKenshin92

    HimuraKenshin92 IncGamers Member

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    I want a tank.

    The kids around my block all have tanks. They all look very cool and badass. I mean c'mon! Everyone has a tank except me! I recently moved from New York to LA and people here are crazy! I see little Billy riding down the street with his authentic Tiger Tank from WWII! I am thinking of buying a tank. I want something strong and looks good too. No old tanks because they aren't as cool as other tanks. I was thinking of getting an M1 Abrams Tank to show the neighborhood who's boss. Anyone have reccomendations? Thanks!
     
  2. Canadia142

    Canadia142 Banned

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    Get a Panzer IV. That will show everyone who's boss.
     
  3. SelfBaisResistor

    SelfBaisResistor IncGamers Member

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    I've decided to use my tax return to by you a Mammoth Tank ala Red Alert. (I'm sure its less than $2000, I hope.)
     
  4. th5418

    th5418 Banned

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    Your dumb! Its all about those giant ships that carry planes!
     
  5. Darkie

    Darkie IncGamers Member

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    Ahhh holy crap, red alert! I used to love that game! It was the first computer game thing I'd ever really played.

    And to himura, I wanna dance, but we can't always get what we want.
     
  6. giantpinkbunnyhead

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    Are you sure you don't need a handgun?
     
  7. HimuraKenshin92

    HimuraKenshin92 IncGamers Member

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    Who needs a handgun when you have a horrid sense of humor? :lol: (me not you)

    I'll scare those bears away faster than you can point and click on a thread.
     
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    My tesla tank > you!!
     
  9. Painman

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    Where I used to live we had a septic tank, now we have municipal sewage. Damn socialists running around de-tanking everyone! :rant:
     
  10. Ash Housewares

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    I have a flintstones tank, its powered by my feet and it shoots stone bowling balls, jealous?
     
  11. Choogy

    Choogy IncGamers Member

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    Blitzcreig!!!!
    Dunno...I'd a think everyone in LA had a handgun, not a tank...
     
  12. Killfrenzy

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    hops into ex-soviet military surplus tank bought for like 20$ BRING IT ON!!!! (wheels fall off) DAMNIT!!!
     
  13. Smelly

    Smelly IncGamers Member

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    Tanks are seriously overrated. Ride a bear, and carry a big stick.
     
  14. Killfrenzy

    Killfrenzy IncGamers Member

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    i tend to ride a moose and carry an aluminum pole...
     
  15. Smelly

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    Moose and poles are a deadly combo! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL, KILLFRENZY!
     
  16. Sp4rtacus

    Sp4rtacus IncGamers Member

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    i ride a unicycle and carry a kitana.
     
  17. {KOW}Spazed

    {KOW}Spazed Banned

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    **** tanks I have a fully functional Mech.
     
  18. Akira

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    i say one up them all and get one of these babies. (Some assembly required.)
     
  19. Smelly

    Smelly IncGamers Member

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    *runs in with a Timberwolf and takes out {KOW}Spazed, ER Lasers and LRM20's blasting, and machine guns pumping* Die!
     
  20. iq144

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    Screw mechs, I have an Armored Core (AC)

    *Slices them all up with his dual blade arms and, since an AC is considerably more mobile than a mech, they can't see me*

    Oh...and ACs are slightly bigger, too.
     

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