I need help.

[ULTIMATER]

I liked the one that Freet and I were working on better. Yours would have been better if you had thrown a teacher out the window, but I'll still settle for laughing at you.

No problem, ill do that the next time

 

[Kore]

*laughs at ULTIMATER*

bc, if you're really worried I can get your local mob to rough some people up until everything just blows over. You know the saying, "violence solves everything. If it doesn't work, you're not using enough."

 

[Freet]

which was just the last straw. It had been a very stressful few weeks, what with the death of his favourite marmoset 'Teddy' and being unable to financially support his addictions to Mongolian porn stars, percodin and blow...

I'm not terribly impressed with the real story either so I believe, in consideration of the entertainment needs of the forum members, we should continue with the Anakha/Freet version.

......Teddy didn't die of natural causes. Oh no! Far from it!! Seems poor Teddy was poked to death by a knitting needle when brutally stuffed into the biology teachers "confiscated items" drawer. Since Teddy's life was taken in such a cruel way, the only way he could walk into the light was if revenge was acheived......

 

[Vorzheva]

So, I came to talk to you guys about my problem that will probably ruin my ****ing life. I came to you guys because I've been around this forum I dont know.. for a long time? Over 1 1/2 years I think.. And I trust you guys and a lot of you guys are smart and can help me..

So, It goes like this i'm only 13 and somehow... I get offered alchohal at school campus and I drank it. And now.. people know and my principal knows and I'm ****ed now
And now I have to tell my parents that i was under pressure and **** and tell them about this...
I'm at school, I'll edit this and put this up again later...

Wow, for 13 you have quite a...vocabulary. Anyways, no worries, tis just alcohol and this might make it so you don't do anything like that until you're legal. Peer pressure, nobody every gave me that while I was at school...

 

[Vladicus]

At one point I drank 15 ounces of rum during first period in Grade 10. School never knew, but my parents found out. They>happy.
Then in Grade 11, I drank 5 ounces of Absinthe, also in first period, on an empty stomach. I covered several bathrooms and part of the hallway in green vomit, attacked the vice principal, yelled incoherently at about 5 teachers, and vomited in a microwave.
I was suspended for 3 days.
That was the day I decided to stop drinking, and I haven't since.
In retrospect, it's pretty ****ing funny.

 

[JEDi-MiNDTRiCKS]

Didn't read all the posts but this is just my take, you're 13 and you're bound to make stupid mistakes and crap like this will happen, it's called life. Get used to it. I think you're blowing this out of proportion, unless you live in an extremely uptight square neighborhood. Little things like this aren't going to ruin your life forever =\

 

[Anakha1]

I'm not terribly impressed with the real story either so I believe, in consideration of the entertainment needs of the forum members, we should continue with the Anakaha/Freet version.

......Teddy didn't die of natural causes. Oh no! Far from it!! Seems poor Teddy was poked to death by a knitting needle when brutally stuffed into the biology teachers "confiscated items" drawer. Since Teddy's life was taken in such a cruel way, the only way he could walk into the light was if revenge was acheived......

...total iron-fisted domination of the world's Romanian circus midget population. Ultimater was sure that Teddy had been dispatched from this life by that bastard Zeke, an exchange student from across the sea. At only three feet tall and with a body that looked like shag carpet, it was well known that Zeke had become enraged every time he was mistaken for Teddy. Things had reached a peak after the third or fourth time he had almost been taken away for neutering which had nearly driven him to...

 

[Deramhus]

IT WAS CHILDISH AND STUPID!!11one

But ok, here goes:

In 10th grade we didnt behave very well because, well, we didnt. Last year on that school etc.

Our pranks was alot of throwing stuff, and screwing stuff loose so it would fall on the teachers.

So we did alot of pranks and it developed a war between the teachers and the students. And since im pretty good to talk and make sence (not in English tho) it was allways me and my buddie who talked loudest in the classes defence.

So we got a deal with the teacher. We got another schooltrip in the end of the year if we behaved, and we did behave. (minor "accidents" did occur, but . . .)

At the end of the year, we wanted our schooltrip, and the teachers said "soon". With two days left before graduation, we figured the tricked us. We didnt get a trip. And since the thing we got most yelled at for was throwing stuff out the window, me and my buddie threw everything in the classroom out. Cleaned the room. Third floor,alot of the desks etc was "dented"

Thats the story. My two pages long story! And if i were any good at telling stories, you would understand what i ment

Now, laugh AT me all you want, i dont care. *sob*

Kudos to you my friend. Takes balls for a kid at that age to be able to do something where you are more than likely to get caught.

I can just imagine the face on the teachers when they discovered, and I lived for that look during school. Ahhh missed those days, being able to strike out against authority without being arrested.

As for the original poster, if you were gonna get expelled I think the principal would already have kicked that into gear. I think he's gonna leave the punishment up to your parents, and indirectly he's leaving that up to you. Balls in your court, whatcha gonna do punk? Whatcha gonna do?

Also will probably be a crap party if there's no drink )

 

[Yaboosh]

At one point I drank 15 ounces of rum during first period in Grade 10. School never knew, but my parents found out. They>happy.
Then in Grade 11, I drank 5 ounces of Absinthe, also in first period, on an empty stomach. I covered several bathrooms and part of the hallway in green vomit, attacked the vice principal, yelled incoherently at about 5 teachers, and vomited in a microwave.
I was suspended for 3 days.
That was the day I decided to stop drinking, and I haven't since.
In retrospect, it's pretty ****ing funny.

Somehow, I do not believe you were able to drink 15 shots of something likely to be 80-100 proof in an hour. Especially during class. ESPECIALLY at Grade 10, when you are 15. You would throw up all over yourself and pass out unless you already have your liver looking like Dutch's on a bad day, which I doubt is possible at the age of 15.

 

[ULTIMATER]

Somehow, I do not believe you were able to drink 15 shots of something likely to be 80-100 proof in an hour. Especially during class. ESPECIALLY at Grade 10, when you are 15. You would throw up all over yourself and pass out unless you already have your liver looking like Dutch's on a bad day, which I doubt is possible at the age of 15.

I second that. 15 shots is much even for a adult regular drinker. I did 12 60% booze shots over a period of two hours when i was 16 and "You would throw up all over yourself and pass out" pretty much fits the description . . .

 

[Vladicus]

Somehow, I do not believe you were able to drink 15 shots of something likely to be 80-100 proof in an hour. Especially during class. ESPECIALLY at Grade 10, when you are 15. You would throw up all over yourself and pass out unless you already have your liver looking like Dutch's on a bad day, which I doubt is possible at the age of 15.

It was 35%ish , I remember that quite well. Seeing as how 5 ounces of %60ish booze made me cover the place in vomit.
Pretty weak rum, yes. I think it was supposed to go in your tea or something. I didn't know that at the time.