I Just Turned Off ESPN I'm watching NFL Primetime like a good American man should, and they start making Chuck Norris jokes. On national television. On a sports channel. Chuck Norris jokes. On the Worldwide Leader. Chuck. Sports. Jokes. Norris. I was horrified, terrified, mystified. I changed over to some faux Republican faux news (aka The Colbert Report). That's right, I changed the channel away from ESPN and it wasn't a) Sunday, b) a new South Park, or c) Futurama. Next thing you know they'll be crackin wise about Steve Irwin.