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I just realize that I live in a pigsty

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Corneo, Apr 5, 2004.

  1. Corneo

    Corneo IncGamers Member

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    I just realize that I live in a pigsty

    I just realize that living with 3 other girls means dealing with dirty dishes, the smell of ethnic food, PMS, dirty floors, dirty kitchen, trash all over the place.

    What is wrong with this picture? Why is the only guy here (me) the neatest of the bunch?

    Is it because these girls lived at home and had their mommy pick up after them and now that they are out of the house, they behave like fish out of water?
     
  2. AeroJonesy

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    Corneo, you should visit me some time, because I bet my place is messier. Did you have oil wrestling in your house...with vegetable oil?
     
  3. Corneo

    Corneo IncGamers Member

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    ok you win.
     
  4. Ringworm125

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    No but have you ever woken up on top of an old lamp?!

    I have!! :sleep:
     
  5. Cygnus434

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    You need to setup some webcams in their rooms for all of us here to watch.

    :surprise:
     
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    OK, after reading those replies...

    Lets all have a National OTF clean up day where everyone cleans their house, room, apartment, dorm...whatever you have.

    But why start today...there is always tomorrow. *sigh* procrastination...why I never accomplish anything.
     
  7. Corneo

    Corneo IncGamers Member

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    For the sake of humanity, I wouldn't subject you guys to that kind of torture. Can we say F-U-G-L-Y?
     
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    We have that every week in the military, it's called "field day". And it sucks.
     
  9. Carnage-DVS

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    You think you have it bad? I have to live with myself...and I'm a pig x 1000. My bathroom is like a biological waste hazard zone. I tip toe around whenever I enter it.
     
  10. MithrandirX

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    In college, I lived for a year with NINE other guys. Together, we were the most disgusting, degenerate, filthy group of beer-swilling / pot-smoking pigs I have ever come across. STILL, our filthy place was consistently cleaner than the ten girls' who lived next door.

    It just proves my point that women are not meant to cohabitate with other women. They just end up living in filth and hating eachother. If I were you, I would get out of there as soon as possible before the **** hits the fan.

    Mith
     
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    Tiptoeing in your own filth? Geez, is it THAT bad.
     
  12. Carnage-DVS

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    You have no idea. Hair everywhere and...lets just say when I use the bathroom at night, I spray and pray.
     
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    Why does living with three girls mean you have to put up with the smell of ethnic food? What exactly is ethnic food?
     
  14. Ash Housewares

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    IIRC in Corneo's case it is Indian food, delicious delicious Indian food
     
  15. Corneo

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    Lots and lots of curry. Did I also mention the smell?

    Edit: I don't mind it every once in a while, but when its the same thing day in and out, you learn to hate it.
     
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    You aren't sleeping with them... oh wait, nevermind, teehee ;)
     
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    I have seen some demonic dorm rooms in my day. I have turned over rocks in rooms that had maggot-infested dead rotting mice fused to rock hard geologic taco bell underneath.

    I have seen petrified pineaple pizza flattened by plasterized beer caked with ancient-dead ants. To top it all off he had a mouse die in his air conditioner and only the heat would work. No windows either. Always hot, humid, and rancid.
     
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    I think girls en mass are way filthier. I used to live with 5 girls and the place was a **** hole all the time because of them.
     
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    Maybe its because you were pot heads that you were so clean. I mean i could see this happening when your high.

    you: 'man this is good stuff, o crap look at that mess, should i clean it or not clean it? Well if i don't clean it, i could get like rabies man. Uh crap dude not cool, maybe i should clean up, but i don't wanna get up. Then again i don't want rabies.'
    You then proceed to walk over with utmost care, and clean up.
     
  20. ZeppelinAngel

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    my sister is the nastiest ***** when it comes to her room that i've EVER seen

    that aside.. my sty usually only consists of clothes all over the floor.. i try to avoid bringing food into my room.. so anywhere you walk you're gonna step on a bra or a shoe or something of that nature
     

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