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I give free rushes

Discussion in 'Diablo 2 Community Forum' started by spiderman2k9, Jan 28, 2004.

  1. spiderman2k9

    spiderman2k9 Banned

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    I give free rushes

    us east softcore ladder. any difficulty for free. donation accepted, but not encouraged or required.

    lvl 91 enigma hammerdin, no mh, but i'll rush as quick as possible for your convenience. I'm just EXTREMELY bored and have nothing better to do.

    YOU GET ALL DROPS.

    Please fill out this form and reply here:

    1. Account name
    2. Date and Time you wish to be rushed
    3. Difficulty
    4. You want way points?
    5. You want skill quests / socket quests / anya quests?

    reply here and i will be rushing in order of time frame, not necessarily reply order.

    I'm on every weekday from 8pm eastern time.
    I'm on Saturday from 8pm eastern time.
    I'm on Sunday from 3pm eastern time.
     
  2. SuggestiveName

    SuggestiveName IncGamers Member

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    I used to get rushed all the time before 1.10, but now for some reason I enjoy playing everything through. But if you want to rush, whatever, your loss.
     
  3. Insight

    Insight IncGamers Member

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    You should escort people through hell act 4... just constantly... make pubby games and bring as many thru as possible. reasons being: 1. anything can drop in river of flames and chaos; and 2. good exp esp. w party bonus. Go for 99 dude.

    Also Usufruct is gonna tell you this belongs in the player matchup forums. It is his second job, low pay but it gets the ladies?
     
  4. SuggestiveName

    SuggestiveName IncGamers Member

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    This belongs in the player matchup forum.

    Ok, I'll take those ladies you promised now.
     
  5. Insight

    Insight IncGamers Member

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    with that snazzy hat you'll have all the ladies you need!
     
  6. Usufruct

    Usufruct IncGamers Member

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    Only the ones with peg-legs.
     
  7. SuggestiveName

    SuggestiveName IncGamers Member

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    Hey, amputees need lovin too.
     
  8. surburas

    surburas IncGamers Member

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    Plus they have a harder time getting away.....
     
  9. Usufruct

    Usufruct IncGamers Member

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    And since pegs are usually detachable, you can use it as a toy.
     
  10. SuggestiveName

    SuggestiveName IncGamers Member

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    Or you can use it to bash her in the head, and knock her out if she wants to "cuddle" or "talk."

    Then you make your getaway.
     
  11. Usufruct

    Usufruct IncGamers Member

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    But cut her up so she fits in your suitcase first.
     
  12. surburas

    surburas IncGamers Member

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    Just remove all the prosthetic limbs and she will fit just fine....

    What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs in a suitcase????



    Fruct.....
     
  13. Vladicus

    Vladicus IncGamers Member

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    I have a sticker on my bumper, known in some circles as a bumper sticker.

    It has an arrow pointing up, and it says "Dead Hooker Storage".





    Oh, BTW, you are teh threadjacked.
     

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