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I can control the weather

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Sir EvilFreeSmeg, Jun 10, 2007.

  1. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

    Sir EvilFreeSmeg Banned

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    I can control the weather

    Yesterday I watered my lawn. Today it's raining. It happens every time.

    Call me Smeg the Rain God.:grin:
     
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    Man you sure are bored aren't you?
     
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    It's not raining because you watered your lawn yesterday. It's raining because I forgot my umbrella.
     
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    no, its raining because...

    wait, no its not. damn...
     
  5. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

    Sir EvilFreeSmeg Banned

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    Maye where you are. Anybody dumb enough to take an umbrella out into this won't have it for long. The wind is about 40mph and there's some lightning to go along with it



     
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    Well....

    when I go out and take my umbrella and/or raincoat with me, it stays dry.

    when I go out and take my sunglasses with me, it will be rainy and cloudy.

    And usually, on Wednesdaynights when I have English class, it will rain during the time after work and before English class, which is the time I need to cycle to town and get something to eat.
     
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    Last tuesday was colder than early January.
    It was also the first day of company soccer.
     
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    You should water your plants everyday!
     
  9. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

    Sir EvilFreeSmeg Banned

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    Not in a high mountain desert you shouldn't. It's easy to overwater plants here.



     
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    Solution: don't own a lawn, umbrella, or sunglasses.
     
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    could be Smeg's lawnmower doing the rain dance
     
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    Works better if you start washing the car. Didn't you ever play DOTT?
     
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    You're all wrong, it's raining(and thundering) because I got to walk my dog 4 days in a row. He is scared of wet grass, his hair gets muddy(he has 8-15 inch hair all over), and he is so scared of thunder that he hides in the corner of the couch and shakes.

    So really it is just Mother Nature making my dog into a quivering puddle of fur for fun.
     
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    If this is true I'll be bringing my umbrella with me all the time.:scratch:


     
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    except for that my umbrella is broken and I need to buy a new one.
    :laugh:



     
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    Just ditch it. Umbrellas just hold you back.



     
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    This is so true. Esp where I live, after all there's always wind. No use for an umbrella here.
    Unless I want to become the rainy version of Mary Poppins, that is.



     
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    Oooh, oooh, can you fly? :tongue:



     
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    I can fly just as well as I can sing and dance. :scratch:
    I just hope Dick van Dycke doesn't show up with some penguins.



     
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    Hehe penguins..hehe



     

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