I am throwing a party for Bortaz!

DurfBarian

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I am throwing a party for Bortaz!

Because I want him to have his 4,000th post in this thread. :flowers:

I brought a case of Sapporo and a sushi platter. What is everyone else bringing?
 

DurfBarian

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AWESOME

Thank you for coming to the party. And nice entrance. "Excuse me while I whip this out."
 

DurfBarian

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You can have some of the stuff I brought, but you better have something of your own to contribute here.
 

AeroJonesy

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Don't worry I've got some Sam Adams Octoberfest left and I brought a handle of rum to keep us warm.
 

Syxx

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I brought .... a sushi platter. What is everyone else bringing?
Hi Durf-dad,

I bought a BBQ so we can cook that there sushi. Raw fish .... not a chance, far too slimy.

I heard Japan is the land of vending machines. You can get just about anything you want out of them at least according to a workmate who recently visited Tokyo. He said he saw one machine selling used ladies underwear. Being abit slow, I thought ... yuk, what sort of lady would buy used nickers even if they had been washed. After being slapped around abit, I was told they are not washed and they are not purchased by women.

*a lightbulb appears above Syxx's head*

Bigger YUK !

Regards
Syxx



 

Dondrei

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I got Ring Dings and Pepsi. And I got news for you; I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit at the party. People will be coming up to me, "just between you and me I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi".
 

Dondrei

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Hi Durf-dad,

I bought a BBQ so we can cook that there sushi. Raw fish .... not a chance, far too slimy.

I heard Japan is the land of vending machines. You can get just about anything you want out of them at least according to a workmate who recently visited Tokyo. He said he saw one machine selling used ladies underwear. Being abit slow, I thought ... yuk, what sort of lady would buy used nickers even if they had been washed. After being slapped around abit, I was told they are not washed and they are not purchased by women.

*a lightbulb appears above Syxx's head*

Bigger YUK !

Regards
Syxx
I read about those, the ones I read about were schoolgirls'. Apparently they got removed because of hygiene concerns - not because it's creepy or anything.



 

DurfBarian

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They're probably still available somewhere. The machines only exist in the slimiest parts of town to begin with; it's not like you buy some panties by accident when you're trying to get a can of beer.

Anyway, here's some sushi for Syxx.
 

Quietus

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I got Ring Dings and Pepsi. And I got news for you; I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit at the party. People will be coming up to me, "just between you and me I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi".
I don't know what Ring Dings are, so I'll have to eat all of them before I can tell you if you're a big hit or not.

That said.... *Busts out chips, salsa (spicy as all hell, of course), and Dr. Pepper*



 

HAMC8112

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I'll be bringing something to smoke and some friends. Hell, Bortaz might even know some from his days in prison.
 
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