I am amusoyed. For the past week or so, a man has come down my street (which is a dead end) riding on a Segway. For the uninitiated, a Segway is a fancy "human transport device," which is basically a platform on two wheels with a handle thing coming up out of it. I realize that was the worst description ever, but I'm tired. The idea of the thing is that you can ride around on it and it balances itself, which is, I guess, why is costs so damn much (several thousand). At first, I was just kind of amused by this obviously nerdy guy riding his super-expensive toy around dead-end roads. But today, mainly because I'm exhausted and bitter, it kind of annoyed me. Yeah, you're rich. Big ****ing deal. The ONLY reason you would ride your Segway around the neighborhood instead of, you know, taking a walk is to show off and whore attention. Instead of maximizing its potential to save on gas or help people around who actually, y'know, can't walk, you're wasting its juice PARADING THE STUPID THING IN FRONT OF PEOPLE WHO COULDN'T CARE LESS IN A PITIFUL ATTEMPT TO MAKE YOURSELF NOTICED. Yeah, I know, I'm overreacting. Human nature, live and let live, etc. And normally, that is/would be my reaction, along with some cutting laughter. But today... meh. Bitterness. I need a :drink:.