I am a mere mortal!

LunarSolaris

Diabloii.Net Member
I am a mere mortal!

My Pal status...... gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! ... has expired!


But... what's this?!?!?!? A Visa card? Renew pal status you say?

Why sure thing mr. bank account. I'll do that. I can only go without the lap dances and nudie Gaile and Anyee pics for so long man!!!
 

SomeCanadianGuy

Diabloii.Net Member
Don't go to the light! Stay away from it!!! You must resist. You're time here isn't over yet... Or maybe it is? Iunno... Never did have a very good memory.
 

LunarSolaris

Diabloii.Net Member
I do believe it's time to become a Green Bay Packers fan again...

But lo... what's this?!?!?!? My status has not kicked in yet??? But... I JUST donated!

I want immediate gratification dammit!! :teeth:
 

LunarSolaris

Diabloii.Net Member
Currently... I'm too depressed with losing my Pal status to depress anyone else!! :hanky:

But rest assured... they are coming :teeth:
 

LunarSolaris

Diabloii.Net Member
Canadia... I wouldn't want anyone here to be burdened by happiness for too terribly long. Most notably.... you. :teeth:

EDIT: And they warned me two days ago that my status was expiring too...................... and I DIDN'T HEED THE WARNINGS!!! This is surely a folk tale waiting to become an urban legend!
 
i guess your only hope is to go live in a ditch with no intarweb. Sorry man but thats the way its gotta be.

oh and I like your avatar, very awesome. Not as awesome as mine but hey no one can be more awesome than the man with a plan Jaco.
 
Don't sweat it Morph, there's nothing wrong with being one of us. Although I do rather resent thems pals calling us cheap skates.. *looks down at pants* Whoa, my rope came undone
 

Anakha1

Banned
Durf, take those damn pictures of you riding the bull while nude off of the pal forum. That's just freaky. And how the hell did you bend that pineapple to fit in there like that?
 

DurfBarian

Diabloii.Net Member
I used the power of my mind. Also those triplet bikini models helped out. Guess I should take down their pics too, huh.
 

Anakha1

Banned
DurfBarian said:
I used the power of my mind. Also those triplet bikini models helped out. Guess I should take down their pics too, huh.

No, you should leave them up. For another 15 minutes or so. You don't want to stand up the sexy pictures of Elly that she just posted. HOLY CRAP! :love:

Hey, she just gave the first 9 digits of her phone number and the first person who guesses the last number gets a free week's supply of beer of their choice!

Whoopie for paldom!!! :clap: It's the best club EVER!!!
 

giantpinkbunnyhead

Diabloii.Net Member
I'm undecided if I should renew. Half of the last month I wasn't even able to get onto this site, and I'm still not convinced it's entirely stable yet. Plus, I found the Pal forum, while interesting, only racked up a few posts a day. Guess I won't be missing that. Additionally, I may be relocating soon and I may not even be around anyway. I dunno. I think I'll hang back for a while.
 
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