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I am a dad! Woooh!

Discussion in 'Hardcore' started by Baranor, Oct 14, 2010.

  1. Baranor

    Baranor Diabloii.Net Member

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    Re: I am a dad! Woooh!

    Nah, she's just a month old, but really, the difference between 8/9 times feeding or 6 times feeding is so great its not even funny anymore. Now we get 3 hours of sleep per go, 4 if we are lucky. Last night she even slept from 10 till 2:45. And then she woke up... and was silent... so my wife deceided to go and clean her up, and yes, then the noise started :)




    Can she hold a mouse yet?
    :girly:No... we have trackballs.
    Have you begun teaching her the art of PK'ing yet?
    :girly:No, but she has a pet polar bear cuddly toy.
    Have you considered PK'ing her when she wakes you up at 3am?
    :girly:Truth or dare?
    Do you lick her fur clean?
    :girly:Depends...
    Or does your wife do that?
    :girly:On who's least awake at that time... that's usually the fur licker.
    How long until she can control the retraction of her claws?
    :girly:Not yet thats for sure, I have scratchmarks all over.
    ... can Polar bears retract their claws like cats? Or are their claws always in kill mode?
    :girly:Kill mode for sure!
    Do the fangs cause your wife pain when the little one is suckling?
    :girly:Nope, baby bear is carefull.
    How long until you let her play with her first max damage jewel?
    :girly:Two more weeks, tops!
    Are you worried that the jewel might cause a choking hazard?
    :girly:Nah, not really, its already stuck in an old 1.09 ethereal Azurewrath.
     
  2. oOmpie

    oOmpie Diabloii.Net Member

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    Re: I am a dad! Woooh!

    Hahahahaha, nice one :D



     
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    Dahkar Diabloii.Net Member

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    Re: I am a dad! Woooh!

    I had to login and post for this one even though its been probably a year!

    a HUGE congrats and good luck!

    Wish you the best!

    -Dahkar
     

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