How to talk like a GG Dueler I don't duel. I mf in duel games for the boost in /players. However I amuse myself by following the somewhat tortured dialogue of the duelers and, although I don't have GG, I feel that I can sound the part of a GG dueler. Sometimes I'll even start trash talking all the way from the River of Flame just to feel like I belong. And sometimes they'll even trash talk back. Here's what I have picked up from my time in D U E L Z. When you die: 1) Accuse your opponent of being a nerd. Although we are all playing D2, and we can all be accused of being nerds, you aren't a nerd because you're GG. You could pick girls up if you wanted to and if you weren't playing D2 on Friday night like all these other dorks. In fact "girl" begins with the same letter as GG. Best to include lols in your accusation to show that you aren't mad. Illustration: "u nerd"; "lol nerd"; "gonna go out/real life/ya know/nerds 2) Doubt the dueler's reputation. Because you're GG, you're well-known. You participate in elite dueling tournaments and you're in an elite dueling guild (but you all call it a club because you're not nerds and because club is like the place you go to pick up girls and drinks). So when you lose, call your opponent "some rando." Rando is short for and consequently is more demeaning than "random." Tell him that you have better things to do than duel randos in nub pubs. Sit in town to prove that it's more fun to ogle Cain than it is to slaughter randos. 3) Threaten to wear your BM gear. You lost. WTFHAX? Most likely they did something BM like play as a druid or use a trapsin. So now it's time to tell them that you've got hotspurs and dracs in your stash. It's time to start nking the server. It might even be time to... 4) Threaten to get your NL account. If they think you're GG on Ladder, they will know you're GG on NL where you've hoarded perf nigmas and perf griffs and perf maras and perf lulzbots. Tell the rando your account name - but because he's rando, he won't know who you are - and challenge him to a NL no holds barred duel. Point him in the direction of Google so he can see for yourself that you're a D2 force. "Look me up, nerd." Try to refine his search query by providing him some key terms to make sure you pop up on Google: your account name + the website you post at + the title of thread where you made a post and weren't insulted by rando trolls. 5) Threaten to get THEIR class to show them how it's done. Suppose you're rolling pub newbs with your GG smiter and some rando auradin shows up and kills you. Lol at that. Now say you're without your BM gear for whatever reason so you cannot sorb resist all. What to do? Tell him that he sucks at stacking and that if he'd give you $50,000 you'd show him the proper way to stack. Tell him that you'll get your auradin and explain that you have 4 dream helms. If he doesn't "get it", lol and tell him, again, that he sucks. Or suppose you lost to a nigma barb. Again, tell him that he sucks at teleporting. Tell him that if he wants, you'll get your own nigma barb who has hit the highest FCR breakpoint and who has over 8k life and 20k defense. Illustration: in my opinion, it's best to tell someone he sucks by ordering him to "get good." When you win: 1) Accuse opponent of having an increased blood pressure. You can't get worked up by a video game. You're above that. You're GG. But your opponent spends every waking hour trying to gain credibility on the dueling circuit. His gear is boobies, not GG. So when you beat him, you assert your GG over his boobies and that pisses him off to no end. Again, incorporate lols into your accusation (e.g. lol u mad) to show that you're having a good time, since this is a video game, and video games were meant to be enjoyed. 2) Offer kindly to buy the villain's account for a pittance of forum gold. You have, I don't know, 50,000 fg. Because his gear sucks, it won't cost all that much fg to acquire all of it, so make him an offer along the lines of "BIN 10fg for ur acct." When he doesn't get it, accuse him of rando status and laugh. Laugh. A lot. 3) Type "QQ more." Self-explanatory. Best to do this preemptively so that your opponent knows that you know that he's planning to QQ. GG sees in future. 4) Offer to upload screenies. You've got the screenies to prove that you whooped his ***. Throw the gauntlet down - tell him your SN on JSP, and tell him that you'll put the screenies up for him to see. When you're doing nothing in particular: 1) Tell everyone you have them on ignore. Say that you can't hear them. Lol. 2) Get high. Well, don't REALLY get high. Just say that you're smoking trees. 3) Give strat advice. Say two zons are dueling and they're being polite and saying "g" and "g duel." They suck. Tell them that you cannot believe they're using Shakos like nubs. Tell them that you can FC and that if you wanted to you could use a program that had max everything (and type it out, too, like max fhr/max fcr/max life/etc). 4) You're the perfect age. Lose to nub, call him "loser kid." Beat Proper Grammar Guy, call him "old no life nub." When in doubt, say "cool story bro" to show that you're hip to the latest Internet memes. But at least once per session you also should declare "occy ring lol 1.9" to show that you've been around the block. If you're mf'ing and the other players have caught on and are now harassing you: Deflect their criticism by feigning ignorance. Best to express confusion as to why they're hostile, e.g. GUYS WHY HOSTILE ME??? tHIS IS TEAM GAME. BAAL PARTY UP PLZ. Eventually they'll leave you alone after labeling you nub no life mfing in duel game nerd. What did I miss?