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How many midgets would it take to beat a lion?

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  1. Dirty_Zulu

    Dirty_Zulu IncGamers Member

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    How many midgets would it take to beat a lion?

    This article is fake.

    Of course it has to be because whether normal adults or midgets, it only takes 20 midgets to beat a lion. No way a lion has the stamina to withstand 20 people punching at him. After killing about 10, the lion would just lay down from exhaustion.
     
  2. DurfBarian

    DurfBarian IncGamers Member

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    If you punched the lion really hard right between its eyes . . . /EMMO
     
  3. blu3l1ghtn1ng

    blu3l1ghtn1ng IncGamers Member

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    The real question is how many lions would it take to beat a midget???
     
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    1/10th? :scratch:
     
  5. DanteAlastor

    DanteAlastor Banned

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    boy, i love you
     
  6. Keldaris

    Keldaris IncGamers Member

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    Why do i find the mental picture of midgets swarming a lion so entertaining?
     
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    befkonijn IncGamers Member

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    coz ur to stoned to know better?

    btw: the obvious answer is 1 midget with a huge rocketlauncher
     
  8. myleftfoot

    myleftfoot IncGamers Member

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    :lol:

    He also knew someone who could knock out a bull!
     
  9. befkonijn

    befkonijn IncGamers Member

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    u can knock out everything with b*lls :)
     
  10. nrabbit

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    a lot more than 42 if you ask me :uhhuh: lions are kings of the animals, you should no that :lol:
     
  11. CyberHawk

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    seriously..I think it would take that many to kill a lion. I mean these wren't hobbit warriors like Willow. Just reg small people...ya my moneys on the lion..with a hungry/and pissed off attitude.
     
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    Just one! Grab it by it's legs and beat the lion to death with it.
     
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    *waits for raffster to mention a famous buddhist kung-fu midget who killed polar bears with both arms tied behind his back*
     
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    You read about that guy too, he's teh ubAr 1337!
     

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