How many board members does it take to screw in a lightbulb? der=0

GIR

Banned
How many board members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
 

Ash Housewares

Diabloii.Net Member
GIR said:
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
ok, took me awhile to find my role, but you did forget the guys that yell at the poster to read the lightbulb FAQ
 

Akira

Member
Nonono, my uncle's friend's brother's cat was in the industry and he says it's perfectly acceptable to use the word "light bulb".
 

Anakha1

Banned
I don't see '1 poster to use the extra light as an excuse to streak the thread and give everyone an extra good look'.

I feel so abandoned. :hanky:
 

Pierrot le Fou

Diabloii.Net Member
Raft Boy said:
PLF, I think you can change your avatar now. ;)

-Rafty
But it took me so bloody long to make this one, though I'm glad I've managed to knock him out of the race.

OMG - Only 1 post/60 secs, how long has it been since I've gotten THAT message. Wow. I'm becoming a regular spamm0r.
 

CaptJoe213

Diabloii.Net Member
I think we need a constitutional amendment to ban the changing of light bulbs in this country...the liberals are trying to jam their evil light bulb changing methods down our throats, corrupting our children!

Liberal light bulb changing will ruin this nation!
 

tarnok

Diabloii.Net Member
How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Klingons aren't afraid of the dark.

What do they do with the old lightbulb?

Execute it for failure.

What do they do with the one who changes the lightbulb?

Execute him for cowardice.
 

Forcefeedback

Diabloii.Net Member
almost me V
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

And definetly me :)

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

Quite a thorough spectrum of different types of people I think. Good work!
 

bigD72

Diabloii.Net Member
GIR said:
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
*Jumps Into Time Machine*
*Sets Dial for August 2004*
*Replies*
Hey guys! I found me!
 
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