How do you eat hot wings?

zodiac66

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How do you eat hot wings?

I ask because they had a wing eating contest at school today put on by BW3. If I had known about it, I would have entered it.

The winner was the first to eat 25 wings. I was watching them and their technique was poor for fast eating. They were biting the meat off the bone. What I would do is rip the skin first then suck the meat off the bone. Stick the wing whole in your mouth, suck the meat off, chew and swallow.

Next year..I will do it.
 

zodiac66

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I don't eat a whole lot of food, but I drink tons of water and diet soda. I can drink a 2-liter of Diet Coke in one sitting. Volume wise, the soda streches the stomach more.

They had a mozzerella stick eating contest earlier in the week. It was 20 sticks first wins. The winner threw up after the contest.

This was just some sort of homecoming event. I would have liked to have won the gift certificate to the bookstore, the t-shirt and the admiration of many.
 

zodiac66

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They were not even "hot" wings. They used mild sauce.

25 wings doesn't have all that much meat. I would say perhaps 3 boneless chicken breasts. If I had no food or drink, I could stash that much.
 

Quietus

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zodiac66 said:
They were not even "hot" wings. They used mild sauce.

25 wings doesn't have all that much meat. I would say perhaps 3 boneless chicken breasts. If I had no food or drink, I could stash that much.

Mild? On hot wings? Blah, lame... 25 mild wings is easy. I've never tried that meat-sucking technique, though... never had the desire to eat my chicken wings fast.
 

AeroJonesy

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25 wings? Yeah, that's not that much. I've seen my friends pack away 70 at Quaker Steak. Of course, it all depends on the size of the wing. Of course, speed is another thing entirely. I'd just mash my face in the wings. Now that I mention it, it's a shame the contest wasn't put on by Quaker Steak.
 

Dondrei

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I don't know why anyone would willingly participate in those contests, force-feeding yourself feels disgusting. You wouldn't want to eat hot wings ever again either.
 

zodiac66

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And I bet they say the same about someone sitting in front of a computer for hours, and hours, and hours............posting on a gaming forum.
 

KiL

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All I know about eating hot wings is that it is the only thing Underwear Inspector 34 does wrong. They are supposed to be messy!
 

Dondrei

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zodiac66 said:
And I bet they say the same about someone sitting in front of a computer for hours, and hours, and hours............posting on a gaming forum.
Look, I don't like all the things you like and vice versa.
 

zodiac66

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dondrei said:
Look, I don't like all the things you like and vice versa.
Never said you had to. But when you say you can't understand how someone can do something whereas many can't understand how you can possibly sit for hours posting is rather hypocritical no?
 

Dondrei

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Just because I say I don't understand why people like something doesn't mean I'm trying to say they're idiots or anything. I have my own likes and dislikes, and a lot of the time I can't understand other people's. That's just the way it is.
 
zodiac66 said:
I ask because they had a wing eating contest at school today put on by BW3. If I had known about it, I would have entered it.

The winner was the first to eat 25 wings. I was watching them and their technique was poor for fast eating. They were biting the meat off the bone. What I would do is rip the skin first then suck the meat off the bone. Stick the wing whole in your mouth, suck the meat off, chew and swallow.

Next year..I will do it.
I could never eat a wing like that, about 50% of the 'meat' is inedible. I pick at the decent parts and leave the cartilage behind.
 

Yaboosh

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I was involved in a fresh jalapeno eating contest at a bar during Cinco de Mayo. I was the only one who didn't throw up, but that is just because I was too drunk to remember to swallow. I had 8 jalapenos chewed up in my mouth, and I kept laughing, spilling juice everywhere. The entire bar thought I was throwing up. I just spit it out when someone finished the 12 (or however many they gave us) and drank 4 margaritas to try to quell the burn. It was well into the night before that burn died down.
 

Dondrei

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The Future now said:
I could never eat a wing like that, about 50% of the 'meat' is inedible. I pick at the decent parts and leave the cartilage behind.
This occurred to me also.
 

WildBerry

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The Future now said:
I could never eat a wing like that, about 50% of the 'meat' is inedible. I pick at the decent parts and leave the cartilage behind.
dondrei said:
This occurred to me also.
What kind of sissies are you? The cartilage is perfectly edible.

zodi is the resident tough guy for me on the forums after this. Sorry, you manly men in here. :laugh:
 
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