Hmm

th5418

Banned
Hmm

How do porn stars tell their kids what they do for a living? Do they go, "I have sex with other men, yep!" Might as well be a prostitue. Well, thats what I was wondering. How would you feel if YOUR mom was a pornstar? Imagine all the thousands upon thousands of men/women jerking off to her videos.
 
I don't think anyone in their right mind would really care if their parents were porn stars. Porn star kids get to live in the lap of luxury and have their parents around almost constantly. Porn stars probably raise much more stable than average children. Plus chicks want to bang you because you're related to a porn star.
 

Matt

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I would hate that, imagine how much crap you would get from other people, especially kids when you were in high school.... oh no.
 

Eff

Banned
cyclotronic said:
Even worse, what if you accidentally saw some of their work..... Not cool.
arg!!
i've been looking for 10 mins for a news article i saw 2 weeks ago that tolf of a kid, sitting at his computer, jerking off. as he was doing so, he thought "hey, that couch looks a lot like the one i'm sitting on"...after some observation, he realized it was, and the guy in the film was his dad, his mother sprawled out below him. mid-whack, he pulled up his pants and vomited all over the keyboard.

i'll keep looking
 

th5418

Banned
Eff said:
arg!!
i've been looking for 10 mins for a news article i saw 2 weeks ago that tolf of a kid, sitting at his computer, jerking off. as he was doing so, he thought "hey, that couch looks a lot like the one i'm sitting on"...after some observation, he realized it was, and the guy in the film was his dad, his mother sprawled out below him. mid-whack, he pulled up his pants and vomited all over the keyboard.

i'll keep looking
.......Burn
 

Steve_Kow

Banned
Eff said:
arg!!
i've been looking for 10 mins for a news article i saw 2 weeks ago that tolf of a kid, sitting at his computer, jerking off. as he was doing so, he thought "hey, that couch looks a lot like the one i'm sitting on"...after some observation, he realized it was, and the guy in the film was his dad, his mother sprawled out below him. mid-whack, he pulled up his pants and vomited all over the keyboard.

i'll keep looking
www.theonion.com

I think you have to be a paid subscriber to see non-current articles though. That was from last week if I recall correctly.
 

Steve_Kow

Banned
Yes it is, and if you read Eff's description I think you'll see that that is something that fits perfectly with the Onion's style.
 

Newman

Diabloii.Net Member
Jimi- said:
some of them also get aids, and that could carry on to their child
I doubt it. I've watched several porn movies and in the credits it always says something like "Our actors/actresses were tested for STDs.." something to that extent.

I can see like home movie style porn coming out with AIDs and what not, but not like the high quality Tara Patrick stuff.
 
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