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Help, I can't find my invisibility cloak...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by memememe173, Apr 3, 2004.

  1. memememe173

    memememe173 IncGamers Member

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    Help, I can't find my invisibility cloak...

    This thread is for jokes of all kinds...preferably bad ones,
     
  2. Freemason

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    Three blind men walk into a bar. You could have expected at least the third one to have hear the others screaming
     
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    That is so bad I don;'t get it....
     
  4. My_Immortal6

    My_Immortal6 IncGamers Member

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    So a horse walks into a bar right, and the barman goes "Why the long face?"

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaa.
     
  5. mysnistaken

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    why does snoop dogg need an umbrella? for drizzle
     
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    piff IncGamers Member

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    So a guy walks into a bar, and instantly the barkeep notices the large bleeding gash on his cheek.
    Barkeep: Hey man, can I get you something to wash that off with? How'd it happen?
    Man: I got into a fight with my girlfriend.
    Barkeep: That doesn't explain the gash.
    Man: I called her a two-bit (w word that means prostitute).
    Barkeep: I'm still lost.
    Man: Next she hit me with her bag of quarters.
     
  7. eddy

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    thats awesome
     
  8. memememe173

    memememe173 IncGamers Member

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    Nice, but it adds a whole new dimension when you know that a bit = 25 cents
     
  9. Silvermyst

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    Found it!
     
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    Did you hear about the new pirate movie? Its gonna be rated ARRRRRRR!!!

    A guy walks into a bar with a hamburger on his head. The bartender asks "why are you wearing a hamburger on your head?". The man says "I always wear a hamburger on my head on tuesdays." To which the bartender replies "today is Monday". The man proceeds to remove the hamburger while stating "oh, Im sorry, I must look like a total idiot."
     
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    hahahahahaha dude thas ****ing GENIOUS GIVE THIS MAN THE NOBEL PRIZE!!!!


    and i am so sober. I just laugh at all things with humor. . .
     
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    faultless wonderboy, that was hilarious.
     
  13. eddy

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    Yah so i know this dirty joke. A white horse fell in the mud.



    So this guy walks up to a short guy, and the short guy goes "hey buddy, got an extra quarter? I'm a little short on change." The other guy looks at him and says "no your just short" and walks away.
     
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    So a bear and a rabbit are takin' a **** in the woods. The bear looks at the rabbit and says "Do you have problems with **** stickin' to you fur?" The rabbit says "No." So the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes his *** with him. (hehe. Eddie Murphy flashback...)
     
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    -What do you get when you cross a motorcycle with a duck?

    -A motorcycle crossed with a duck! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! :flip: :flip: :flip: :flip:

    These are so stupid they're freakin' HILARIOUS!

    Edit: Got another one:

    -So this dyslexic man walks into a bra...
     
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    A blonde was driving to Toronto on a highway. When she was getting close, she saw a sign on the side of the highway which read "Toronto Left." So she went home.
     
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    This thread makes me a sad panda.
     
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    Why'd the kid fall off his bike?





    Because someone threw a refrigerator at him :lol:
     
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    What do you get when you cross crackers with water?

    SOGGY CRACKERS!
     
  20. Zombie_Punk

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    What's red, black, and white?

    A penguin that fell down the stairs!
     

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