Hammurderer!

TurbulentTurtle

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Hammurderer!

I just found this article online while searching around, and it's one of the funniest things I've ever read.
It's a little old, so I searched briefly to see if it's been posted before, but I couldn't find anything.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27899

It's just hilarious. The last paragraph makes me laugh the hardest.
 

Yaboosh

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Is this a joke? That just seems so ridiculous that it couldn't even be real....


Edit: I just found this on Wiki, apparently "The Onion" posts fake news stories. That is just dumb....
 

Yaboosh

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And honestly, the Grapist? Like they would ever actually use that as a mascot. If you are going to lie about the news, at least make it believable....
 

Lostprophet

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Yaboosh said:
And honestly, the Grapist? Like they would ever actually use that as a mascot. If you are going to lie about the news, at least make it believable....
Looks like somebody had a big bowl of grouchy for breakfast.
 

Yaboosh

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Meh, it is just an attempt at sarcasm. Much in line with the Onion.

Though this story is particularly weak, even if the idea of the Grapist is pretty funny.
 

bg1256

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There's a guy at my school who does fake editorials and biographies and posts them in the bathrooms on campus.

He was inspired by the onion.

"Grapist" is hilarious. I laughed pretty hard.

I'm messenging the link to my gf, who will believe it's a real article. Good times.
 

superdave

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bg1256 said:
I'm messenging the link to my gf, who will believe it's a real article. Good times.
if that's true, i think you found yourself a keeper...hang onto her and treat her well and you are set for life my friend. :thumbsup:
 

bg1256

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superdave said:
if that's true, i think you found yourself a keeper...hang onto her and treat her well and you are set for life my friend. :thumbsup:
BAH!!!! She didn't fall for it!!! I can't believe she didn't fall for it...*whimpers*

edit: hahaha, got her to believe it.
 

Dondrei

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That was a good one. This must be a bit old though, the Hamburglar thing was a while back, I think.

Yaboosh said:
Is this a joke? That just seems so ridiculous that it couldn't even be real....


Edit: I just found this on Wiki, apparently "The Onion" posts fake news stories. That is just dumb....
Yaboosh said:
And honestly, the Grapist? Like they would ever actually use that as a mascot. If you are going to lie about the news, at least make it believable....
LOL.
 

Road Ratt

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I really like this one: Link




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