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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by TurbulentTurtle, Sep 24, 2006.

  1. TurbulentTurtle

    TurbulentTurtle IncGamers Member

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    Hammurderer!

    I just found this article online while searching around, and it's one of the funniest things I've ever read.
    It's a little old, so I searched briefly to see if it's been posted before, but I couldn't find anything.

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27899

    It's just hilarious. The last paragraph makes me laugh the hardest.
     
  2. Yaboosh

    Yaboosh IncGamers Member

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    Is this a joke? That just seems so ridiculous that it couldn't even be real....


    Edit: I just found this on Wiki, apparently "The Onion" posts fake news stories. That is just dumb....
     
  3. Ash Housewares

    Ash Housewares IncGamers Member

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    you tell me

    onion onion onion onion onion onion

    hehe... grapist...
     
  4. Evrae Altana

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    The grapist part made me laugh too. :laugh:

    Grapist....:evil:
     
  5. Yaboosh

    Yaboosh IncGamers Member

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    And honestly, the Grapist? Like they would ever actually use that as a mascot. If you are going to lie about the news, at least make it believable....
     
  6. TurbulentTurtle

    TurbulentTurtle IncGamers Member

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    Oh well, real or not, it's funny ^^
     
  7. HockeyChic

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    Umm. . .yeah. . .didn't find it funny. Sorry.
     
  8. Lostprophet

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    Looks like somebody had a big bowl of grouchy for breakfast.
     
  9. Yaboosh

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    Meh, it is just an attempt at sarcasm. Much in line with the Onion.

    Though this story is particularly weak, even if the idea of the Grapist is pretty funny.
     
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    There's a guy at my school who does fake editorials and biographies and posts them in the bathrooms on campus.

    He was inspired by the onion.

    "Grapist" is hilarious. I laughed pretty hard.

    I'm messenging the link to my gf, who will believe it's a real article. Good times.
     
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    It's not grape, it's surprise sex.
     
  12. WhipsmartMcCoy

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    Supplies!

    What's up, my Chicken McNi... uh.... "I thought you were into cosplay."
     
  13. superdave

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    if that's true, i think you found yourself a keeper...hang onto her and treat her well and you are set for life my friend. :thumbsup:
     
  14. bg1256

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    BAH!!!! She didn't fall for it!!! I can't believe she didn't fall for it...*whimpers*

    edit: hahaha, got her to believe it.
     
  15. Dondrei

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    That was a good one. This must be a bit old though, the Hamburglar thing was a while back, I think.

    LOL.
     
  16. Gibbzilla

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    Decent story. There are many better Onion stories, though.
     
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    I really like this one: Link




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    A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. ~Texas Guinan
     
  20. Dondrei

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    Those were good, I remember I.F. in particular, classic.
     

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