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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by onionfarm, May 28, 2005.

  1. onionfarm

    onionfarm IncGamers Member

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    Haikus

    By me:


    When you have fat friend
    There are no teeter-totters
    Only catapults

    I love you a lot
    It is like diarrhea
    I can’t hold it in

    If you have hemorrhoids
    Go get preparation H
    That is disgusting

    Make your own.
     
  2. Alviarin

    Alviarin IncGamers Member

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    To be a dino
    It would be my very first wish
    To be a dino
     
  3. Ev_

    Ev_ IncGamers Member

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    I told all you guys;
    Just when we thought it was dead
    A new thread is made.
     
  4. Necrolestes

    Necrolestes IncGamers Member

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    Haiku! Bless you!

    Thread necromancy,
    a fact of life around here:
    Get used to it, friend.
     
  5. SelfBaisResistor

    SelfBaisResistor IncGamers Member

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    Ohh, the search button,
    it is hardly ever used
    this mess here again.
     
  6. LorveN

    LorveN D3 Off Topic Moderator

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    How shall I say it?
    I'm not really a poet,
    but I'll try my best!
     
  7. onionfarm

    onionfarm IncGamers Member

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    Search for haikus
    The results are not haikus
    Does that mean I win?
     
  8. SelfBaisResistor

    SelfBaisResistor IncGamers Member

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    Ugh, no it does not,
    because your first line only
    has four syllables!
     
  9. onionfarm

    onionfarm IncGamers Member

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    Meant to put a please
    Right thur, oh fiddlesticks
    I suppose you win
     
  10. Bortaz

    Bortaz Banned

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    5 5 5 5 5
    7 7 7 7 7 7 7
    5 5 5 5 5

    ta da.
     
  11. Ev_

    Ev_ IncGamers Member

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    that would be fourteen
    syllables on the second
    line of your haiku.
     
  12. LorveN

    LorveN D3 Off Topic Moderator

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    maybe it's better
    to speak it in another
    toungue, than just english?

    :p
     
  13. bigD72

    bigD72 IncGamers Member

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    I did in spanish
    There were more syllables, ha!
    What other language?
     

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