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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Sir EvilFreeSmeg, Nov 14, 2006.

  1. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

    Sir EvilFreeSmeg Banned

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    Groans are in order

    Dumb riddle of the day.

    Why can't Mr. Waldo and his lovely wife Carmen take their kid anywhere?
     
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    Can't find Waldo nor Carmen.



     
  3. Amra

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    I only reply to smart riddles.
     
  4. AeroJonesy

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    Because no one knows where Waldo is and no one knows where in the world Carmen San Diego is?
     
  5. Z-Suijin

    Z-Suijin Diabloii.Net Member

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    Ohhh, i think they got it :shocked:


    Z-Suijin



     
  6. PatMaGroin

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    Because everyones always trying to find them.
     
  7. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

    Sir EvilFreeSmeg Banned

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    STFU nOOb!:tongue: Don't you have a rocket to build?



     
  8. Gorny

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    Here's one:

    Has roots nobody sees, is taller than trees, up, up it goes and yet never grows
     
  9. maccool

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    Of course, Tolkien wrote that before we had a better understanding of orogenesis. Mountains do grow and if you want to see the roots, there are numerous places in the world to do so. Actually, I've got some pieces of the roots on that shelf over there. Then there's the bits I melted. Not much to look at really, but the gold capsules are shiny.

    Plus, that part of The Hobbit was so stupid. Well, not so much stupid as every dumbass LARPer feels that speaking in riddles is somehow 'in character.' I guess it's not fair for me to project my dislike for middle earth nerds on to Tolkien.
     
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    And to think it would take a dumbass to answer it.



     
  11. Dondrei

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    An overfull directory.

    I love that bit. In fact, pretty much all bits of the Hobbit.



     
  12. Talga Vasternich

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    We have the WINNER!



     
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    Geology nerds vs. Tolkien nerds! FIGHT!



     
  14. maccool

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    I'm both. I'll just have to beat myself off.



     
  15. ModeratelyConfused

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    That's got to mean the same thing everywhere, no?



     
  16. Dondrei

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    OMG, Geologist build got nerfed in the last patch, they have no chance.



     
  17. nosignal

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    Exactly what I thought :grin:



     
  18. Quietus

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    I dunno, Tolkien nerds are still prancing around idolizing Tom Bombadil.



     

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