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Grades of being bought

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Freemason, May 19, 2005.

  1. Freemason

    Freemason Banned

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    Grades of being bought

    Can you be bought is a question we hear on occasion. The answer for most people is, yes.

    I don't care about that. I want to know is what you would be willing to do for various prices.

    What would you do for $1,000? A million dollars? How about to save your left nut/boobie? Have some fun, be creative. Let's see just how odd your prices for doing various things would be.

    To keep some continuity in the thread, I'll give a few examples I'd like some answers to.

    1. $1,000
    2. $1,000,000
    3. Keep left nut/boobie
    4. Not be fed to fire ants
    5. 5 year platnium PAL status
     
  2. itsPizzarific

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    1k: grow a mullet.. o.o
    1mil: swallow a hot dog whole (if thats possible)
    save left nut: sacrifice the right one. i like my left one.
    not to be fed to fire ants: slave for a day
    5 year pal: not spam.. well maybe something like only 10 posts per thread. ;p
     
  3. SelfBaisResistor

    SelfBaisResistor IncGamers Member

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    I get this all the time, I'm a teacher you know. My students ask me how much it is for an D and I tell them they don't have enough. Then they ask me how much an A or a B is after hearing the previous.

    1. $1,000: Eat the things they eat on Fear Factor.
    2. $1,000,000: Star in a bondage video for all to see. (I could really live off $1,000,000 for the rest of my life or most of it._
    3. Keep left nut/boobie : I can live with only one testicle.
    4. Not be fed to fire ants : Where's that left nut?
    5. 5 year platnium PAL status : Will this site be around in 5 years?
     
  4. Isolde212

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    1K : I would do just about any stupid stunt they do on fear factor.
    1 Million: I can put a price on dignity $1,000,000
    Boobz:I say get rid of both of them. They only get in the way.
    If you're going to go fireants would be an interesting way out....but I would just flash my boobs.
    5 year Platinum palship: I believe AJ and I are already working something out. :D
     
  5. Namyeknom

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    $1000 - Just about anything...
    $1,000,000 - Everything else...
    To save a nut - If it was going to a good home I wouldn't mind...
    Fire Ants - Nothing, I put all my faith in the holy ant eater...
    5 Years Platinum PAL - Feed someone to fire ants...
     
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    Ya I do this stuff all the time at work with the fellas.."what wouldyou do" kinda stuff.

    $1000...I'd walk thru the mall in my boxers.
    $1,000,000...I'd kill my dog.
    To save a Nut..Fight the next guy I see
    Fire Ants....Steal a car
    5 yr plan....I'd shoot someone elses dog to get someone in here a 5 yr plan.
     
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    1. I'd quote myself in a pointless thread. Now pay up.
    2. Drink a Budweiser
    3. Cut off your left nut/boobie
    4. Feed you to fire ants
    5. Always have a pro-liberal avatar. You know you want it. Pay up and I'll do it. Oh yeah baby, you want it bad.
     

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