Grades of being bought

[Freemason]

Grades of being bought

Can you be bought is a question we hear on occasion. The answer for most people is, yes.

I don't care about that. I want to know is what you would be willing to do for various prices.

What would you do for $1,000? A million dollars? How about to save your left nut/boobie? Have some fun, be creative. Let's see just how odd your prices for doing various things would be.

To keep some continuity in the thread, I'll give a few examples I'd like some answers to.

1. $1,000
2. $1,000,000
3. Keep left nut/boobie
4. Not be fed to fire ants
5. 5 year platnium PAL status

 

[itsPizzarific]

1k: grow a mullet.. o.o
1mil: swallow a hot dog whole (if thats possible)
save left nut: sacrifice the right one. i like my left one.
not to be fed to fire ants: slave for a day
5 year pal: not spam.. well maybe something like only 10 posts per thread. ;p

 

[SelfBaisResistor]

I get this all the time, I'm a teacher you know. My students ask me how much it is for an D and I tell them they don't have enough. Then they ask me how much an A or a B is after hearing the previous.

1. $1,000: Eat the things they eat on Fear Factor.
2. $1,000,000: Star in a bondage video for all to see. (I could really live off $1,000,000 for the rest of my life or most of it._
3. Keep left nut/boobie : I can live with only one testicle.
4. Not be fed to fire ants : Where's that left nut?
5. 5 year platnium PAL status : Will this site be around in 5 years?

 

[Isolde212]

1K : I would do just about any stupid stunt they do on fear factor.
1 Million: I can put a price on dignity $1,000,000
Boobz:I say get rid of both of them. They only get in the way.
If you're going to go fireants would be an interesting way out....but I would just flash my boobs.
5 year Platinum palship: I believe AJ and I are already working something out.

 

[Namyeknom]

$1000 - Just about anything...
$1,000,000 - Everything else...
To save a nut - If it was going to a good home I wouldn't mind...
Fire Ants - Nothing, I put all my faith in the holy ant eater...
5 Years Platinum PAL - Feed someone to fire ants...

 

[CyberHawk]

Ya I do this stuff all the time at work with the fellas.."what wouldyou do" kinda stuff.

$1000...I'd walk thru the mall in my boxers.
$1,000,000...I'd kill my dog.
To save a Nut..Fight the next guy I see
Fire Ants....Steal a car
5 yr plan....I'd shoot someone elses dog to get someone in here a 5 yr plan.

 

[Freemason]

1. $1,000
2. $1,000,000
3. Keep left nut/boobie
4. Not be fed to fire ants
5. 5 year platnium PAL status

1. I'd quote myself in a pointless thread. Now pay up.
2. Drink a Budweiser
3. Cut off your left nut/boobie
4. Feed you to fire ants
5. Always have a pro-liberal avatar. You know you want it. Pay up and I'll do it. Oh yeah baby, you want it bad.