Giving Away 4 Accounts (Throwing in the Towel II) After all the good times I've had playing this game as well as the times I've lagged out moments after ID'ing some super unique never to find it again, I couldn't just let my booty go to waste so it's time for yet another, "I'm leaving the game, so try and get my stuff" contest. I have four accounts to offer, all on US East: Everything I have has been self-found but for a couple SOJ's from one of my few sojourns into trading years ago. Self found and no trading, yes, I do not have all uber gear, but I do have some goodies for you to find. Here they are: 1) All non-ladder, mostly mules because it was my first account before I learned how to plan a character and all characters made prior to 1.09, BUT, whatever are they holding, now? I was never very organized about my mules so you never know what you'll find. 2) All non-ladder, most characters that I have abandoned for another project but they are more or less equiped and are all pretty much mules, now, like above. 3) The 1.10 ladder comes out and this account is about 50/50 L/NL. Many a goodie to find in the mix of playables and mules. 4) The most recent account I started, all ladder. Only three characters there, two of which I think are just mules, but the playable . . . she has a windforce! Probably not the best pick, so I dropped that teaser. Yes, I actually found a &^%^@%^% windforce months before quiting the game after like 5 years. Now, for the contest: Very complicated . . . make me laugh. Tell a joke, any joke . . . the first to make me laugh out loud gets first pick of 1 to 4, the second gets the second pick, etc. So, respond with a joke and your choice-progression . . . ie, 1,2, 3, 4 and I e-mail each winner with the account name and password. Remember, laughter is subjective so what's funny to you may not do the trick for me and vice-versa (plus, I may have heard it before), so no nasty messages telling me how much of an jerk I was for not giving you my stuff. Since it's a holiday weekend, I won't decide on winners until Monday night, but first come, first served! Thanks, everyone, for the years of entertainment and DII wisdom!