Girl problems!
So, yesterday I hit my girlfriend in the face with a shovel, and now she won't talk to me! I don't know why! I tried calling until my cellphone battery went dead, went to her house at 2 AM and started knocking on her door until the cops came, (they must have been on a routine patrol or something) and sat outside her work for 9 hours until she got out. Now today I get some sort of note from someone who says that I'm not supposed to come within 500 yards of her. I think he just wants her for himself! He even made it look like it was some sort of document from the state or something. Well, no made-up "restraining order" can stop my love!
She says I'm crazy, but I know I'm not! What do I do?!?!?!?!
So, yesterday I hit my girlfriend in the face with a shovel, and now she won't talk to me! I don't know why! I tried calling until my cellphone battery went dead, went to her house at 2 AM and started knocking on her door until the cops came, (they must have been on a routine patrol or something) and sat outside her work for 9 hours until she got out. Now today I get some sort of note from someone who says that I'm not supposed to come within 500 yards of her. I think he just wants her for himself! He even made it look like it was some sort of document from the state or something. Well, no made-up "restraining order" can stop my love!
She says I'm crazy, but I know I'm not! What do I do?!?!?!?!