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Gaile, will you marry me?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Anyee, Feb 4, 2004.

  1. Anyee

    Anyee IncGamers Member

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    Gaile, will you marry me?

    Gaile, I've known you for over two glorious years. We've had our differences, many ending with a pointy-toed boot to the head. We've often disagreed about whether to boil or burn those who choose to utilize grammar that would make the average English teacher vomit. And yes, who can forget that unfortunate toaster-oven incident. Yet through it all, your grace and beauty, your gorgeous elven ears and gleaming saber of membership-removal, have shone through my bitter exterior into my even more bitter heart. Your eloquence when putting the smack-down on an inflammatory thread and your charm when guiding an errant newbie towards usefulness endear you to me greatly. I could think of no better way to spend my time than by worshipping at your forum-altar the whole day.

    Will you marry me?

    I will give you a wedding band of aircraft-grade titanium, that will withstand even the most fierce flame war.

    And we can wear one of these gorgeous dresses.

    Don't you think Durf would look amazing in one of these?

    So long as...you know who...doesn't show up, our wedding will be fabulous.


    (Thanks to a recent MA court ruling, I now can make an uninformed, drunken decision to spend the rest of my life with someone who I don't really know...where "rest of my life" is "until I sober up." I plan to take full advantage of this.)
     
  2. Smeg Head

    Smeg Head IncGamers Member

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    Anyee, please don't ever change. :thumbsup:

    If you register in time we can make sure you don't get one of these gifts
     
  3. Sergeant

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    The aircraft grade titanium rings rule. That's what I want for my wedding band.

    Anhakakalakha, will you marry me?
     
  4. Anakha1

    Anakha1 Banned

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    I dunno, what kind of assets do you have?
     
  5. Carnage-DVS

    Carnage-DVS IncGamers Member

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    Big ones!Hardy har har har!Get it???Someone kill me now.
     
  6. Nastie_Bowie

    Nastie_Bowie Banned

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    Anyee, I'm with Smeg. Don't ever change!

    btw, who (whom?) will be the groom? I voted for #2.

    NB :lol:
     
  7. Anakha1

    Anakha1 Banned

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    I'll be right over.
     
  8. Sergeant

    Sergeant IncGamers Member

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    Well, I have big hands and wear big shoes. :xsmile4: I have a couple guns, an xbox, some dvd's... hm, a nice tv, decent computer, decent car..well, nice car.

    That's about it.

    Did I mention I wear big shoes? :xeek:
     
  9. Anakha1

    Anakha1 Banned

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    What, no gold plated luxury cars? No billions in international stock? No harem?

    Sorry, you're not my type. I need to be wooed.
     
  10. Carnage-DVS

    Carnage-DVS IncGamers Member

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    I guess you'll love John woo then...kill me again.Bad jokes r us today.
     
  11. Nastie_Bowie

    Nastie_Bowie Banned

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    Wooo - hooo


    :surprise:
     
  12. th5418

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    Ew. Thats all i can say. Ew.
     
  13. Corneo

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    Yea this thread is wierding me out...*sneaks out backdoor*
     
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    Canadia142 Banned

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    Corneo come back you know you can't hide your love from me.

    Will someone repost the link, I keep getting 404.
     
  15. th5418

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    When i read that, i was looking at that avatar of MJ... I dont know how scared i was.
     
  16. Geeno

    Geeno IncGamers Member

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    If you think about it, we can abuse the tax cut marriage system now.

    From Serge's list of assets, aside from sexual innuendos, hed be a great wife!
     
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    Canadia, you're going to have to manually replace the *** in the url with the appropriate sexual orientation to get the story.
     
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    Yes Anyee! The answer is yes *cries*
     
  19. Sergeant

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    And just who in the heck says I'm gonna be the wife. I believe I'M the one who did the asking.

    *puts the pants on*
     
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    I love that dress in the middle. Does it come in my size?

    * starts picking put combat boots to go with it *
     

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